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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2007, 06:59:11 PM
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Q :Why does the NHS stop giving smear tests to senior citizens?
A: Have you ever tried to open a cheese toasty?
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Hello and welcome Miss D.
Hope you like it here.
Do tell us a little about yourself.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.peanutscollectorclub.com%2Fjoecool.jpg&hash=d35aa12bfe146dca95f7ea879d082e99004008d6)
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Q :Why does the NHS stop giving smear tests to senior citizens?
A: Have you ever tried to open a cheese toasty?
Eek, she is here. Wenchy will team up with her and then where will we be, eh? In trouble.
WOnder if she still goes to Scotland?!
http://www.lyricstrax.com/george-formby/when-im-cleaning-windows.html (http://www.lyricstrax.com/george-formby/when-im-cleaning-windows.html)
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Oy! I'm doing the chat up here ~ even put on me Joe Cool sweater.
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Hi Snoopy -
thanks for the welcome. As you can see I am known to a few here such as Nick (Hi Honey ).
I am a non opinionated female, who understands fully the quirkiness of men , has a vast appreciation and understanding of all things mechanical, computerised and things that make loud noises ( ohhh pleaseeeeeeee ).
As for Scotland - no Nick, I did not move and will not be moving.
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Hi Snoopy -
thanks for the welcome. As you can see I am known to a few here such as Nick (Hi Honey ).
I am a non opinionated female, who understands fully the quirkiness of men , has a vast appreciation and understanding of all things mechanical, computerised and things that make loud noises ( ohhh pleaseeeeeeee ).
As for Scotland - no Nick, I did not move and will not be moving.
You know me too but I changed my name to protect the innocent ~ not that it did me any good .... I still got barred.
Now how's about that lovely little avatar ~ bringing it with you?
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I am a non opinionated female
Do not trust her. Ther is no such thing, but she feels she may be able to deceive us, but we are too cunning for her.
scared2:
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Oy! I'm doing the chat up here ~ even put on me Joe Cool sweater.
It makes you look fat. Take it off
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Can I not have a quick Who's Who guide to save me any embarrassment (pretty please) -
I will be bringing my avatar with me as soon as I can get my computer to sort itself out - (seems to be selective in what it will allow me to do at the moment), otherwise might have to wait until I get to work tomorrow to resolve.
How is everything ? Am I going to get a warning already for gossiping and chatting nonsense when I have only just joined (yours living in fear as always - Miss D )
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Oy! I'm doing the chat up here ~ even put on me Joe Cool sweater.
It makes you look fat. Take it off
Trouble is I am fat!
P*sses me off but no diet works if you cannot exercise (heart) and are forced to eat regular meals that include carbohydrates (diabetes). I wouldn't mind if I could have a drink or two but I can't (valium).
Is it worth living? I sometimes wonder. confused:
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Can I not have a quick Who's Who guide to save me any embarrassment (pretty please) -
I will be bringing my avatar with me as soon as I can get my computer to sort itself out - (seems to be selective in what it will allow me to do at the moment), otherwise might have to wait until I get to work tomorrow to resolve.
How is everything ? Am I going to get a warning already for gossiping and chatting nonsense when I have only just joined (yours living in fear as always - Miss D )
We all natter and chat off topic ~ it's what makes this site different.
I've PMd to introduce myself in a guise you will know ~ I'm sure others who are using "new" names will make themselves known in time.
PS If you want the same avatar I can put it on for you now. Just say the word.
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I PMd her too and told her the awful truth.
Miss D, believe nothing he says!
OK?
(I must go to bed. It is, I calculate, 32 hours sans sleep now. I may start talking rubbish soon eeek:)
Hey, I just smote myself. Is that allowed?
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Can I not have a quick Who's Who guide to save me any embarrassment (pretty please) -
I will be bringing my avatar with me as soon as I can get my computer to sort itself out - (seems to be selective in what it will allow me to do at the moment), otherwise might have to wait until I get to work tomorrow to resolve.
How is everything ? Am I going to get a warning already for gossiping and chatting nonsense when I have only just joined (yours living in fear as always - Miss D )
Welcome from Cyprus... ;)
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I PMd her too and told her the awful truth.
Miss D, believe nothing he says!
OK?
(I must go to bed. It is, I calculate, 32 hours sans sleep now. I may start talking rubbish soon eeek:)
Hey, I just smote myself. Is that allowed?
Goodnight Nick
As for self abuse ~ that's a matter for you to decide. whistle:
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Quite right. I have just run a deep bubbley bath. Mrs Nick and The Boy stupidly slept all day and are now baking. they will be up all night and knackered tomorrow. WOuld they listen?
NO evil:
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Good evening Mr Barman,
how's the weather in Cyprus? Is Happy Hour over yet?
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We have abandoned Happy Hour. Barman lost takings (not that we care) and Wench gives us stuff under the counter (including some special eggs she carries about her person I learn). Ask Wenchy to do here trick with her eggs, Snoopy's kennel and a turkey. Very amusing (the first time evil:) (if you like that facial expression on a turkey. If you don't, well, play blind.
I really must get off to bed........
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Good evening Mr Barman,
how's the weather in Cyprus? Is Happy Hour over yet?
Weather is lovely ? as Nick says the happy hour thing wasn?t a spectacular success so now we just have low, low prices every day! ;)
Don't drink the mild...
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Quite right. I have just run a deep bubbley bath. Mrs Nick and The Boy stupidly slept all day and are now baking. they will be up all night and knackered tomorrow. WOuld they listen?
NO evil:
Bubble bath! point: Big girly! point:
And I'm smiting you for spreading rumors about me and turkeys!!
Miss D! I am delerious with happiness to see you!
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Quite right. I have just run a deep bubbly bath. Mrs Nick and The Boy stupidly slept all day and are now baking. they will be up all night and very tired tomorrow. Would they listen?
NO evil:
Bubble bath! point: Big girly! point:
And I'm smiting you for spreading rumors about me and turkeys!!
Miss D! I am delirious with happiness to see you!
Whilst I would not go as far a delirious, I too am please to see you. 8) Tis' I, the ex soggy moggy!