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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on December 09, 2011, 12:01:55 AM

Title: My stupid husband
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2011, 12:01:55 AM
I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2011, 12:03:37 AM
I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.

You are LL and I claim my fiver ............. whistle:
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2011, 12:07:11 AM
I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.

You are LL and I claim my fiver ............. whistle:

 scared:
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2011, 12:09:34 AM
I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.

Haven't you got a beige cardigan that needs washing, bloody ginger 2H  gawp. ::)
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: Just One More on December 09, 2011, 05:50:18 AM
I know he comes in here talking all manner of cack. He is an idiot. He spends all his time wandering up and down his stupid hill when he ought to be doing some work and learning how to cook and clean for a change.

He is utterly ham fisted and can't change a light bulb with injuring himself.  I shall set the record straight day by day from now on.

How is he at cutting onions like  rubschin:
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: bodiam on December 09, 2011, 06:53:57 AM
I did not know you let wives on here scared: I thought we were safe  noooo:
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2011, 07:20:52 AM
Mrs. Growler - please vote fer me in the poster of the year competition like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2011, 09:07:24 AM
Mrs. Growler - please vote fer me in the poster of the year competition like!  :thumbsup:

Stop encoraging the ginger twat ffs, or you're gonna end up with a piggin' war in here. cussing:

He IS actually doing my 'ed RIGHT in. Banghead
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2011, 09:09:27 AM
You could always apply for a divorce.  whistle:
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2011, 09:12:41 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: My stupid husband
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Shrugs:

Spose you think yer funny ey? Hoping everyone is going to join in and chortle in your 'jolly little jape' ey? ::)

Well you can go  Finger: as far as I'm concerned, dough head.