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Title: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2011, 08:32:38 PM: Tonight .... after 36 hours starvation and numerous needles in arms etc I have been sent home again to await a call to go back in for the operation. Any time twixt now and New Year. Banghead
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 08:33:13 PM: BASTARDS cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 05, 2011, 08:33:27 PM: Oh no you poor thing happy100

Good to see you back though cloud9:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 08:33:50 PM: We should have started a thread ............... whistle:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 08:34:58 PM: doh:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2011, 08:40:21 PM: I'm going to bed ~ I shall read all in the morning
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: bodiam on December 05, 2011, 08:43:23 PM: NHS no doubt. Its called massaging the lists. you go on to a new waiting list and the list you were on gets shorter, thus the hospital reaches its target noooo:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2011, 08:46:52 PM: Ackchewlee it was a cock up by the anaesthetist .... The consultant was livid when he came to my bed at 7 and found me still waiting.
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: bodiam on December 05, 2011, 08:56:15 PM: Banghead Banghead He was probably putting up his Christmas decs, meanwhile you suffer cussing:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Pirate on December 05, 2011, 09:04:46 PM: noooo: must be serious...
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 09:23:51 PM: I blame Nick for going to A n E for a scratch on his finger .......... whistle:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 05, 2011, 09:25:51 PM: Quote from: bodiam on December 05, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
Banghead Banghead He was probably putting up his Christmas decs, meanwhile you suffer cussing:

Or filling out Visa application forms whistle:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Pirate on December 05, 2011, 09:28:41 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 05, 2011, 08:46:52 PM
Ackchewlee it was a cock up by the anaesthetist .... The consultant was livid when he came to my bed at 7 and found me still waiting.

Consultant scared of losing his xmax bonus from the NHS prolly ...dont worry , he'll rush you in on xmas eve... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2011, 09:36:23 PM: Bugger that Snoopy. Bad luck. noooo:

Should we start a 'Why is Snoopy here' thread?
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: GROWLER on December 05, 2011, 10:18:33 PM: Quote from: bodiam on December 05, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
Banghead Banghead He was probably putting up his Christmas decs, meanwhile you suffer cussing:

lol: whistle:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 05, 2011, 11:15:47 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 05, 2011, 08:32:38 PM
Tonight .... after 36 hours starvation and numerous needles in arms etc I have been sent home again to await a call to go back in for the operation. Any time twixt now and New Year. Banghead

Hells bells hound that is bloody awful. OK tonight you are allowed up on the bed. Special treat. Will scratch you gently behind your ears. happy100
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2011, 05:23:28 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 09:23:51 PM
I blame Nick for going to A n E for a scratch on his finger .......... whistle:

That was it! cussing:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: bodiam on December 06, 2011, 06:47:26 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on December 05, 2011, 09:25:51 PM
Quote from: bodiam on December 05, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
Banghead Banghead He was probably putting up his Christmas decs, meanwhile you suffer cussing:

Or filling out Visa application forms whistle:
Oooooooooooooo ooooo oooooh sad32:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
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Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: bodiam on December 06, 2011, 06:44:11 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on December 06, 2011, 06:50:48 AM
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Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2011, 04:01:45 PM: A letter arrives ~ They want me back in Horsepickle on 29th December.

So I'll say Happy New Year now. confused:
Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Pastis on December 09, 2011, 04:37:50 PM: They'll have your bed all nicely decorated whistle:

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Title: Re: Turfed out of the hospital
Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2011, 04:41:31 PM: That would be nice ~ unlikely but nice.