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Title: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 05:46:08 PM
The Boy wants new bike for Christmas. Fine. I shall go over and buy him one. I bought him a watch, as a surprise like since he accidentally went swimming with the last one  evil: , from the Amazon Black Friday thingy. Nice one. It came. I tested it and played with the buttons. The bastard now goes off every hour on the hour all day evil: evil: evil:

Can I turn the bastard off? cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2011, 05:48:24 PM
The Boy wants new bike for Christmas. Fine. I shall go over and buy him one. I bought him a watch, as a surprise like since he accidentally went swimming with the last one  evil: , from the Amazon Black Friday thingy. Nice one. It came. I tested it and played with the buttons. The bastard now goes off every hour on the hour all day evil: evil: evil:

Can I turn the bastard off? cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Is it a Timex Men's Traditional 30 Lap Mega Digital Watch T5K413P4 with LCD Dial...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: beerhead on November 27, 2011, 05:49:22 PM
Nick, has no one ever said to you "Do not dabble with things that are beyond your comprehension" ?
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2011, 05:52:08 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Have you got my Christmas list yet ?  sad24:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 05:56:29 PM
I got some scrambled message about wabbits and fish and Duracell and Vaseline. I couldn't werk it out rubschin:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2011, 06:05:54 PM
 noooo:

I really , really, really want this dress. It has my name all over it. I have had to ignore it and it is distressed because of my negligence  sad24:.

Apparently my consciousness won't let me touch it until I have bought all my other crimbo pressy's and I can see if I have enough money for it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Save the starving dress, spare some change guvner  lol:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Describe it like  eyes:

Does it come with matching underwear?  Pics required
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2011, 06:14:18 PM
Describe it like  eyes:

Does it come with matching underwear?  Pics required

It might be one with a remote control that makes it 'malfunction' on demand.

Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2011, 06:16:24 PM
Describe it like  eyes:

Does it come with matching underwear?  Pics required

Not many dresses come with matching underwear ...you tend to buy that separately  noooo:

That will be two purchases then  whistle:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 06:20:21 PM
I always come with matching underwear redface:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2011, 06:24:27 PM
Yes, we know and it needs to be black and not discoloured grey  noooo:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 06:25:03 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2011, 06:27:03 PM
I always come with matching underwear redface:

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Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Pirate on November 27, 2011, 07:34:33 PM
noooo:

I really , really, really want this dress. It has my name all over it. I have had to ignore it and it is distressed because of my negligence  sad24:.

Apparently my consciousness won't let me touch it until I have bought all my other crimbo pressy's and I can see if I have enough money for it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Save the starving dress, spare some change guvner  lol:

Buy it...I'll pay...(fingers crossed behind my back) no underwear tho... Xmas1:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 07:36:51 PM

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Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2011, 07:49:03 PM
noooo:

I really , really, really want this dress. It has my name all over it. I have had to ignore it and it is distressed because of my negligence  sad24:.

Apparently my consciousness won't let me touch it until I have bought all my other crimbo pressy's and I can see if I have enough money for it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Save the starving dress, spare some change guvner  lol:

Buy it...I'll pay...(fingers crossed behind my back) no underwear tho... Xmas1:

The price may be a little high in that case ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 07:51:03 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: Pirate on November 27, 2011, 07:55:18 PM
noooo:

I really , really, really want this dress. It has my name all over it. I have had to ignore it and it is distressed because of my negligence  sad24:.

Apparently my consciousness won't let me touch it until I have bought all my other crimbo pressy's and I can see if I have enough money for it  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Save the starving dress, spare some change guvner  lol:

Buy it...I'll pay...(fingers crossed behind my back) no underwear tho... Xmas1:

The price may be a little high in that case ?  rubschin:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2011, 08:04:27 PM
Two voddies......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Gizmos and instruction books
Post by: bodiam on November 28, 2011, 07:32:33 AM
The Boy wants new bike for Christmas. Fine. I shall go over and buy him one. I bought him a watch, as a surprise like since he accidentally went swimming with the last one  evil: , from the Amazon Black Friday thingy. Nice one. It came. I tested it and played with the buttons. The bastard now goes off every hour on the hour all day evil: evil: evil:

Can I turn the bastard off? cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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