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Title: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 04:58:36 PM: I belong to a Mini forum for help and advice...

This is the standard of posts: -

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Why Dose This Happen
bascally the battery is reading 12.2v so that can make car start right? so when i try start it its like the battery is dead but isnt when you jump from another battery the stater gose fast like it should can someone give me the answer... is because it gets better earth? or to do with something else

Stuart

Christus, these people can drive AND vote! noooo:

When you look at Yahoo answers and other forums like the above it is no wonder that the country is well and truly fucked is it? noooo:

Half the population can't read or write...

None of them know the difference between 'advice' and 'advise' and 'to' and 'too' would take too (see what I did there?) long to explain I fear...

I despair, I really do.... noooo:

I hope some smartarse doesn't find grammatical or spelling errors in the above.... redface:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 05:04:46 PM: Linky? eveilgrin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 05:05:02 PM: yous get a mutch betterer standad off post on ower fouram a barrman, doncha fink? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 26, 2011, 05:05:33 PM: There should be a comma after "fucked" :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 05:07:06 PM: :thumbsup: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:07:44 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 26, 2011, 05:05:33 PM
There should be a comma after "fucked" :thumbsup:

doh:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 26, 2011, 05:09:12 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 26, 2011, 05:05:33 PM
There should be a comma after "fucked" :thumbsup:

doh:

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Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2011, 05:11:57 PM: Why join a small forum like......... rubschin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 26, 2011, 05:14:49 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 26, 2011, 05:05:33 PM
There should be a comma after "fucked" :thumbsup:

doh:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Frvwhyyeij%2Fbarman.jpg&hash=fc90bb6d3a3f14fef48e355a1f90272766dccf03) (http://postimage.org/image/rvwhyyeij/)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:18:19 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on November 26, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Why join a small forum like......... rubschin:

::)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:18:38 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 26, 2011, 05:14:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 26, 2011, 05:05:33 PM
There should be a comma after "fucked" :thumbsup:

doh:

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surrender:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 26, 2011, 05:23:38 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:18:38 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 26, 2011, 05:14:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 26, 2011, 05:05:33 PM
There should be a comma after "fucked" :thumbsup:

doh:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Frvwhyyeij%2Fbarman.jpg&hash=fc90bb6d3a3f14fef48e355a1f90272766dccf03) (http://postimage.org/image/rvwhyyeij/)

surrender:

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Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 05:24:03 PM: LINKY!!! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:28:38 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
LINKY!!! eveilgrin:

http://www.theminiforum.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=208536 (http://www.theminiforum.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=208536)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 05:43:47 PM: :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:44:24 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 05:43:47 PM
:thumbsup: eveilgrin:

What have I done? scared2:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2011, 05:46:28 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 05:43:47 PM
:thumbsup: eveilgrin:

What have I done? scared2:

I would check the newest member ............ noooo:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:47:10 PM: happy001
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 05:54:51 PM: I see he has replied... whistle:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 06:00:09 PM: Moi aussi angel1
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 06:00:47 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 06:00:09 PM
Moi aussi angel1

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 06:01:24 PM: I wonder how long it will be before they ban you....? rubschin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 06:03:10 PM: Not long, but that is what one gets for being helpful noooo:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 06:05:27 PM: Another two replies.... whistle:

Or should I say replys.... ::)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2011, 06:06:20 PM: Bit like yahoo answers........ rubschin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 06:44:45 PM: Quote
bangster hasn't added any friends yet

happy001
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 07:21:48 PM: Quote
And actually, the term mong is utterly offensive!

It refers to people with Down Syndrome!

If you were so clever you would know this

happy001
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 07:23:37 PM: Mongs noooo:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 07:25:47 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 07:23:37 PM
Mongs noooo:

Spanner monkeys.... noooo:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 07:45:31 PM: Countdown....

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Another thread ruined by a blatent troll who clearly has nothing to do on a saturday night

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As lovely as this all is, surely this troll needs to be removed?
The poor chap only signed up today and clearly needs to get a better hobby on a Saturday night that doesn't involve being incredibly disrespectful.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 07:48:07 PM: I corrected their spelling angel1

Blatent noooo:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 07:49:45 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 07:48:07 PM
I corrected their spelling angel1

Blatent noooo:

I'll be amazed if you last the day.... lol:

Or...

ill beee amasd if u larst the day...
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 07:52:06 PM: Banned noooo:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 07:52:27 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 07:52:06 PM
Banned noooo:

point:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 07:54:14 PM: Ah but this is Nick we are talking about BM, the man of a thousand logins..... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 07:56:50 PM: Quote
Topic closed while I try to sort this mess out.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 08:01:17 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
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Topic closed while I try to sort this mess out.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 08:04:37 PM: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: angel1
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 08:05:50 PM: I should lock this topic too.... rubschin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2011, 08:06:56 PM: Delete it and destroy the evidence like scared2:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 08:08:03 PM: Ooh no, I told the mods he is a mate of mine like :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2011, 08:10:35 PM: Oooo I want to play too. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 08:10:51 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 08:08:03 PM
Ooh no, I told the mods he is a mate of mine like :thumbsup:

doh:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 08:11:13 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
Oooo I want to play too. eveilgrin:

doh:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 08:12:52 PM: Sinister:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 08:13:44 PM: Why me...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 08:21:27 PM: Quote
Right, the topic has been cleaned up. Please keep it on topic.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2011, 08:22:13 PM: Such a threatening tone used scared2:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2011, 08:36:50 PM: Has the smac removed all the posts...... rubschin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 08:51:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
Oooo I want to play too. eveilgrin:

We could all join, would give us somewhere else to go the next time BM gubs the site. rubschin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 08:52:42 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
Oooo I want to play too. eveilgrin:

We could all join, would give us somewhere else to go the next time BM gubs the site. rubschin:

evil:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2011, 08:56:18 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
Oooo I want to play too. eveilgrin:

We could all join, would give us somewhere else to go the next time BM gubs the site. rubschin:

Is TMR an honoury member of the mini forum......... rubschin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 07:30:43 AM: Quote
[#1000B] You are not allowed to visit this community.
sad24:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2011, 07:31:41 AM: You must be heart-broken. ::)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2011, 07:32:07 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 27, 2011, 07:30:43 AM
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[#1000B] You are not allowed to visit this community.
sad24:

happy100

I am like.... whistle:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:41:00 AM: http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4 (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4) I have been banned from here yet again I need somewhere else to get banned from.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2011, 07:43:05 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:41:00 AM
http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4 (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4) I have been banned from here yet again I need somewhere else to get banned from.

Is your title getting longer Miss C... or is my screen getting narrower....? rubschin:

I could ban you for that.... whistle:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2011, 07:45:03 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:41:00 AM
http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4 (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4) I have been banned from here yet again I need somewhere else to get banned from.

FFS! Is that the best Sheffield can offer? ...... Don't bother ~ I know the answer. ::)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 08:25:37 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 27, 2011, 07:45:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:41:00 AM
http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4 (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4) I have been banned from here yet again I need somewhere else to get banned from.

FFS! Is that the best Sheffield can offer? ...... Don't bother ~ I know the answer. ::)

Quite so Snoops and beggars can't be choosers, however, it is worth a visit every so often (usually when I am in a foul mood) just to wind them up and then disappear. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2011, 08:34:45 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 08:25:37 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 27, 2011, 07:45:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:41:00 AM
http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4 (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=4) I have been banned from here yet again I need somewhere else to get banned from.

FFS! Is that the best Sheffield can offer? ...... Don't bother ~ I know the answer. ::)

Quite so Snoops and beggars can't be choosers, however, it is worth a visit every so often (usually when I am in a foul mood) just to wind them up and then disappear. eveilgrin:

Not any more tho eh? point:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: bodiam on November 27, 2011, 11:28:46 AM: Did I miss something? Shrugs:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2011, 11:39:49 AM: Quote from: bodiam on November 27, 2011, 11:28:46 AM
Did I miss something? Shrugs:

It is quite likely someone did, the Gents is a paddling pool again. evil:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2011, 11:02:26 PM: It was BM, he had his bucket on back to front again Darwin. noooo:
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2011, 09:28:05 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2011, 11:02:26 PM
It was BM, he had his bucket on back to front again Darwin. noooo:

lol: lol: lol: