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Title: Red Tape
Post by: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM: Is it me? I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years. eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:37:58 PM: If only our Immigration Dept was so thorough whistle:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 04:38:26 PM: Quote from: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
Is it me? I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years. eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048

I'm sure it is you! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2011, 04:48:13 PM: Quote from: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
Is it me? I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years. eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048

You didn't mention VP membership I hope. scared2:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2011, 04:50:13 PM: You could send them copies of those home videos whistle: eyes:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:54:56 PM: Quote from: Pastis on November 26, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
You could send them copies of those home videos whistle: eyes:
I did. redface:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:56:40 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
Quote from: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
Is it me? I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years. eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048

You didn't mention VP membership I hope. scared2:
No. I do not want to give them the impression that I am mad. shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 05:46:19 PM: Too late for that I fear whistle:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: bodiam on November 27, 2011, 07:28:57 AM: I am not mad......just misunderstood sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2011, 07:30:25 AM: Quote from: bodiam on November 27, 2011, 07:28:57 AM
I am not mad......just misunderstood sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30:

Welcome back Miss Understood! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2011, 08:32:10 AM: Quote from: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
Is it me? I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years. eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048

You didn't put anything in the form to raise suspicion like , did you ?

Like 'happily married' for 30 years whistle:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: bodiam on November 27, 2011, 11:31:18 AM: Quote

You didn't put anything in the form to raise suspicion like , did you ?

Like 'happily married' for 30 years whistle:

I never mentioned the word ''happily'' anywhere on the form :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 06:20:53 PM: You're still here then? Posing as someone else at that. noooo: Are you in drag today?
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: bodiam on November 28, 2011, 07:20:40 AM: char067
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 07:24:05 AM: Quote from: bodiam on November 28, 2011, 07:20:40 AM
char067

Nick! eeek:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Just One More on November 28, 2011, 06:46:51 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2011, 07:24:05 AM
Quote from: bodiam on November 28, 2011, 07:20:40 AM
char067

Nick! eeek:

I had a flashback to this fella noooo:
The Real Unknown Comic- Murray Langston (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyo_oi96HHM#)
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2011, 07:10:28 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2011, 07:24:05 AM
Quote from: bodiam on November 28, 2011, 07:20:40 AM
char067

Nick! eeek:

Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time? Has there been a plague of toads?
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2011, 07:12:56 PM: I need cake cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2011, 07:13:49 PM: I have hundreds of the bloody things.
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2011, 07:14:36 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2011, 07:10:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2011, 07:24:05 AM
Quote from: bodiam on November 28, 2011, 07:20:40 AM
char067

Nick! eeek:

Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time? Has there been a plague of toads?

No, and no.... noooo:
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: bodiam on November 28, 2011, 07:25:05 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2011, 07:13:49 PM
I have hundreds of the bloody things.
Toads or cakes ? ;D
Title: Re: Red Tape
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2011, 07:25:58 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 28, 2011, 07:12:56 PM
I need cake cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

This explains a lot...

Brass Eye - Cake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w#noexternalembed)