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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pastis on November 22, 2011, 05:34:02 PM
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Allegedly, I can take a break after a busy Christmas or just in case I want to prepare myself for the big New Year celebrations! eeek: WTF?
Not content with marketing and merchandising the last drop of cheer out of Christmas and the end of the year, someone invents Twixmas noooo:
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As in, "The festive season drags on"?
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Ooh no, worse than that, the ever onward marching flow of marketing, anniversarising every waking day of our consumer focused existences evil: noooo:
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I will send you a Twixmas card on the 28th of December angel1
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I shall delight in writing Fook Off and Return To Sender and posting it back evil:
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sad32:
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I will send you a Twixmas card on the 28th of December angel1
You aren't thinking this through Nick, you send an Easter card on the 28th and then 2 days after Easter send the Twixmas card. whistle:
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What is twixmas ...........A Miss D choc festival......... rubschin:
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What is twixmas ...........A Miss D choc festival......... rubschin:
lol: lol: Yep, the thought had occurred to me.
In reality it's that dreadful no-mans-land of time when a hotel sees its Christmas guests depart on Boxing Day and they're left with 5 whole days of barren nothingness before the bevvied up partygoers arrive on the 31st. tunble:
Rooms are going cheap and on the grey shores of the East coast the 60's revival bands are playing to a nightly audience of 3 pensioners who can't quite remember why they're there.
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surrender:
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What is twixmas ...........A Miss D choc festival......... rubschin:
All festivals are achoooly choccy related cloud9:
Christmas is about the dilemma of Roses or Quality Street , and even now Celebrations rubschin:
Easter is about the choccy eggs cloud9:
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What is twixmas ...........A Miss D choc festival......... rubschin:
All festivals are achoooly choccy related cloud9:
Christmas is about the dilemma of Roses or Quality Street , and even now Celebrations rubschin:
Easter is about the choccy eggs cloud9:
Achooly or alcoholy.......... rubschin:
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I might try and have an alco holy free twixmas rubschin:
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char048
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I might try and have an alco holy free twixmas rubschin:
This is NOT the comedy room........
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Oh ye of little faith noooo:
Abstinence is my middle name whistle:
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Oh ye of little faith noooo:
Absinthe is my middle name whistle:
whistle:
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I might try and have an alco holy free twixmas rubschin:
You can't do that after complaining about responsible drinking the other day. After all you are responsible for keeping the worlds voddy industry going. whistle:
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Someone had to say it, as it hasn't been said for a while, but what actually is all this shite? confused:
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wot he said :lalalala
Feck Chrissmass, Twixmas, and all those other overhyped, shite days, we are made to endure in the name of advertising. Go away and leave me be!!! Explode: Explode: Explode:
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I am now in complex Christmas family negotations noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I am now in complex Christmas family negotations noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Best of luck Nick, it's like treading on eggshells
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I am now in complex Christmas family negotations noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
I can't make any decisions noooo:
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It's anightmare I tell ya noooo:
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I'm in the middle of my crimbohdearyme negotiations too...with meself.
I'm going to simply vanish, whenever whatever with whoever, and everyone can get stuffed. Simples. :thumbsup:
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I am away. yOU COULD STAY HERE :thumbsup:
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I am away. yOU COULD STAY HERE :thumbsup:
No thanks.
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I am away. yOU COULD STAY HERE :thumbsup:
Have you fixed the shower......... rubschin:
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sad32:
Best I spose. I haven't fixed the shower since your last visit noooo:
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wot he said :lalalala
Feck Chrissmass, Twixmas, and all those other overhyped, shite days, we are made to endure in the name of advertising. Go away and leave me be!!! Explode: Explode: Explode:
My thoughts exactly. evil: Christmas adverts on the TV now. evil: Bah evil: Humbug.
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I intend spending as much time as possible on my own in as remote places as I can possibly find. cloud9:
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A world rejoices cloud9:
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I intend spending as much time as possible on my own in as remote places as I can possibly find. cloud9:
Pissouri............. rubschin:
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A world rejoices cloud9:
Well I will be...as far away from you as possible! :thumbsup:
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Twixmas...sounds betterer that Taintmas
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I say 2 fingers to twixmas........... whistle:
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drumroll:
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I intend spending as much time as possible on my own in as remote places as I can possibly find. cloud9:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrYShIOki70&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrYShIOki70&feature=player_embedded#)!
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I intend spending as much time as possible on my own in as remote places as I can possibly find. cloud9:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrYShIOki70&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrYShIOki70&feature=player_embedded#)!
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