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Title: Mealy mouthing the Politically Right On
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 04:52:56 PM
I have been working on two bids for work today. What they both want is dead straightforward, though they don't know that  ::)

Trouble is, one is an outfit that is for effnic minorities, the other represents all kind of vested interests, largely from a Trades Union perspective.

Both jobs are a piece of piss, but potentially quite lucrative. It is quite clear that we have to frame both bids within an absurd amount of shite about equality and diversity (the dreaded E&D) and my colleagues are combing through the documents for ANY words or phrases that might POSSIBLY cause offence to the professionally outraged.

It's driving me nuts cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthing the Politically Right On
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 22, 2011, 06:47:59 PM
Take the money and run ~ unless these two organisations are funded by the taxpayer in which case, stand on your principles and refuse.
Title: Re: Mealy mouthing the Politically Right On
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 06:49:03 PM
One is and one isn't  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthing the Politically Right On
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2011, 06:51:39 PM
Tell them you'll do it .........as long as you don't have to work with any pakis, coons or lezzers..

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthing the Politically Right On
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 06:53:56 PM
I once used the phrase "market penetration" in a presentation. No one told me they were all radical feminist lesbians. They went bonkers eeek:

Anyone else been heckled by 400 lezzers in dungarees and boots scared2:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthing the Politically Right On
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2011, 07:00:28 PM
You still have a way with the ladies then Nick.  lol:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthing the Politically Right On
Post by: bodiam on November 22, 2011, 09:16:03 PM
Tell them you'll do it .........as long as you don't have to work with any pakis, coons or lezzers..

:thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthing the Politically Right On
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2011, 12:18:39 AM
Try this ...............

Black people are like Communism.........

They could work, theoretically... but they fucking don't...........
Title: Re: Mealy mouthing the Politically Right On
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2011, 05:50:39 AM
Tell them you'll do it .........as long as you don't have to work with any pakis, coons or lezzers..

:thumbsup:

happy001