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Title: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2011, 01:43:02 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2F4virxtqc1%2FSAM_0691.jpg&hash=f9289e6a0956a741b66d48029052b4ac86a3cbd3) (http://postimage.org/image/4virxtqc1/)

evil:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 01:43:57 PM: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 21, 2011, 01:45:01 PM: A tender ginger eeek:

Unlikely whistle:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2011, 01:45:21 PM: Spices on a take-away....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 05:27:14 PM: You could always bash your pork with a meat tenderising hammer. It will only hurt a little bit. angel1

Can you still get them they were all the rage at one time.
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Pirate on November 21, 2011, 05:28:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 05:27:14 PM
You could always bash your pork with a meat tenderising hammer. It will only hurt a little bit. angel1

Then put it in cider...
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2011, 05:36:18 PM: Oh, and BM, don't forget to wrap your piece of meat in clingfilm or a lightweight plastic bag before giving it a good bashing :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 05:36:55 PM: Or a condom :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 05:44:19 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2F45unr4o81%2F312734_10150457690265695_555015694_10606145_5608.jpg&hash=33c2caeaa7c7d9577bca1327afeac44936171714) (http://postimage.org/image/45unr4o81/)

angel1
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2011, 06:39:21 PM: Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2011, 05:36:18 PM
Oh, and BM, don't forget to wrap your piece of meat in clingfilm or a lightweight plastic bag before giving it a good bashing :thumbsup:

That's how Roy Orbison started
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2011, 06:40:26 PM: Quote from: Just One More on November 21, 2011, 06:39:21 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2011, 05:36:18 PM
Oh, and BM, don't forget to wrap your piece of meat in clingfilm or a lightweight plastic bag before giving it a good bashing :thumbsup:

That's how Roy Orbison started

;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM: Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2011, 04:10:24 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Does he have you insured...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page rubschin: I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 07:09:14 PM: Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page rubschin: I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that

Who here has kitchen drawers that tidy? eeek:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2011, 07:43:57 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page rubschin: I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that

Who here has kitchen drawers that tidy? eeek:

LL - she has OCD like.... ::)
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2011, 07:45:42 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2011, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page rubschin: I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that

Who here has kitchen drawers that tidy? eeek:

LL - she has OCD like.... ::)

Old coffin dodger........... whistle:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2011, 07:46:44 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 18, 2011, 07:45:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2011, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page rubschin: I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that

Who here has kitchen drawers that tidy? eeek:

LL - she has OCD like.... ::)

Old coffin dodger........... whistle:

Not so much of the old! lol:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 08:23:29 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page rubschin: I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that

Who here has kitchen drawers that tidy? eeek:

I thought everybody was the same, left to right, knifes, forks, spoons, teaspoons at the front of those, then everything else thrown in alongside
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 08:24:05 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 18, 2011, 07:45:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2011, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page rubschin: I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that

Who here has kitchen drawers that tidy? eeek:

LL - she has OCD like.... ::)

Old coffin dodger........... whistle:

point:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2011, 09:34:30 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page rubschin: I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that

Who here has kitchen drawers that tidy? eeek:

Tidy? Ours hardly close.
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 10:05:55 PM: Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 08:23:29 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1)

It works really really well. :thumbsup: You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page rubschin: I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that

Who here has kitchen drawers that tidy? eeek:

I thought everybody was the same, left to right, knifes, forks, spoons, teaspoons at the front of those, then everything else thrown in alongside

I didn't watch the video until just now. For me it works really well. Knives are sharp the thing is stable.

As for my draws well, now you come to ask, left to right, spoons, forks, knifes teaspoons at the front and long knives on the right.
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2011, 10:16:28 PM: How big are yer pants? eeek:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 10:22:07 PM: It'll all depend on how much air you draw in. How big are your breaths
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2011, 05:06:03 PM: I like the old...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fralph1396.com%2FSTLleeK5.JPG&hash=c44f114cbae0a232fd322f4197c243597e7f59bc)
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2011, 05:07:33 PM: Quote from: Pastis on December 19, 2011, 05:06:03 PM
I like the old...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fralph1396.com%2FSTLleeK5.JPG&hash=c44f114cbae0a232fd322f4197c243597e7f59bc)

That's what I got....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2011, 05:21:38 PM: Alien prober? scared2:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2011, 09:11:39 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 19, 2011, 05:07:33 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 19, 2011, 05:06:03 PM
I like the old...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fralph1396.com%2FSTLleeK5.JPG&hash=c44f114cbae0a232fd322f4197c243597e7f59bc)

That's what I got....... :thumbsup:

Bake it in a cake for Baldy.
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2011, 07:34:29 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2011, 09:11:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 19, 2011, 05:07:33 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 19, 2011, 05:06:03 PM
I like the old...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fralph1396.com%2FSTLleeK5.JPG&hash=c44f114cbae0a232fd322f4197c243597e7f59bc)

That's what I got....... :thumbsup:

Bake it in a cake for Baldy.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2015, 11:03:25 AM: When removing the blades from an electric knife, do not under any circumstances confuse the button that releases the blades with the button that starts it....

cry:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2015, 11:27:19 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2015, 11:03:25 AM
When removing the blades from an electric knife, do not under any circumstances confuse the button that releases the blades with the button that starts it....

cry:

noooo:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2015, 11:29:00 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2015, 11:27:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2015, 11:03:25 AM
When removing the blades from an electric knife, do not under any circumstances confuse the button that releases the blades with the button that starts it....

cry:

noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 03, 2015, 02:05:25 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 03, 2015, 11:29:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2015, 11:27:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2015, 11:03:25 AM
When removing the blades from an electric knife, do not under any circumstances confuse the button that releases the blades with the button that starts it....

cry:

noooo:
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: