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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on November 19, 2011, 07:09:53 AM

Title: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Just One More on November 19, 2011, 07:09:53 AM: They are trying to get pizza classified as one of yer five-a-day cos it has tomato paste on it. Thinking about it, with olives, sweetcorn, peppers and red onions, yer whole five-a-day are there on one pizza

Only in America (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062056/The-land-pizza-day-covered-tomato-paste.html?ITO=1490) noooo:
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 07:33:24 AM: Quote from: Just One More on November 19, 2011, 07:09:53 AM
They are trying to get pizza classified as one of yer five-a-day cos it has tomato paste on it. Thinking about it, with olives, sweetcorn, peppers and red onions, yer whole five-a-day are there on one pizza

Only in America (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062056/The-land-pizza-day-covered-tomato-paste.html?ITO=1490) noooo:

It makes as much sense as the original 'five-a-day' target... lol:
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2011, 07:33:52 AM: Heinz , in an advert, claim that their tomato soup is one of the five-a-day.

I don't think I've ever managed five-a-day.
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 07:39:03 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2011, 07:33:52 AM
Heinz , in an advert, claim that their tomato soup is one of the five-a-day.

I don't think I've ever managed five-a-day.

I did once.... I was much younger then mind.... redface:
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Just One More on November 19, 2011, 07:48:09 AM: noooo:
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2011, 07:50:08 AM: There's no hope for him.
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 08:00:26 AM: redface:
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 19, 2011, 08:56:56 AM: Quote from: Barman on November 19, 2011, 07:39:03 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2011, 07:33:52 AM
Heinz , in an advert, claim that their tomato soup is one of the five-a-day.

I don't think I've ever managed five-a-day.

I did once.... I was much younger then mind.... redface:

nonono: Tsk BM. I usually have about 10 a day not sure what that does to me other than turn me into a vegetable. noooo:
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2011, 09:14:34 AM: Won't make any difference to BM then Miss C. whistle:
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 19, 2011, 06:36:54 PM: I suspect not Grumpmeister he is ~~completely gaga~~a law unto himself.
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 06:38:24 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on November 19, 2011, 08:56:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 19, 2011, 07:39:03 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2011, 07:33:52 AM
Heinz , in an advert, claim that their tomato soup is one of the five-a-day.

I don't think I've ever managed five-a-day.

I did once.... I was much younger then mind.... redface:

nonono: Tsk BM. I usually have about 10 a day not sure what that does to me other than turn me into a vegetable. noooo:

Or a nymphomaniac.... eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2011, 06:04:25 AM: There really is no hope for you is there? Now excuse me while I go and do something interesting with a carrot.
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Just One More on November 20, 2011, 06:06:19 AM: Miss C eeek: Tis the sabbath
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2011, 06:10:11 AM: Shrugs: angel1
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Just One More on November 20, 2011, 06:26:14 AM: Good to see yer getting one of yer five-a-day in so early
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2011, 06:37:04 AM: Quote from: Just One More on November 20, 2011, 06:26:14 AM
Good to see yer getting one of yer five-a-day in so early

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
Post by: bodiam on November 20, 2011, 08:16:41 AM: I see Miss C has taken yet another very serious thread into the gutter noooo: