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Title: Old boiler
Post by: TG on November 18, 2011, 02:20:23 PM: Mrs TG is now a granny.

Baby boy. Weighed summat or other, labour lasted a bit etc etc.

Both mum & baby well which is all we blokes need to know.

She has now rather selfishly gone to Sarf Wales to meet the lad. :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 02:21:44 PM: Have they counted its fingers? scared2:
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Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2011, 02:22:12 PM: Congratulations ......... :thumbsup:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2011, 02:25:36 PM: Hurrah!
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Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2011, 02:50:55 PM: Does this not make you a Grandpa? razz:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2011, 03:05:37 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 18, 2011, 02:50:55 PM
Does this not make you a Grandpa? razz:

Just an old stoker for the old boiler I expect.

Congratulations TG et al. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Old boiler
Post by: TG on November 18, 2011, 04:42:22 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 18, 2011, 02:50:55 PM
Does this not make you a Grandpa? razz:

Already am that by own daughter.

This makes me a 'stepgrandpa' I think.

Or summat. rubschin:

Who cares. Good thing to be. :thumbsup:
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Post by: Pastis on November 18, 2011, 05:47:52 PM: Good for you TG :thumbsup:
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Post by: Just One More on November 18, 2011, 06:15:33 PM: Hurrah for the TG's :thumbsup:

My fourth grandkid (grandson No. 2) is due in 29 days cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 06:16:54 PM: Have you got a cardigan and some beige StaPrest trousers?
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Post by: Just One More on November 18, 2011, 06:48:36 PM: He'd look stupid in them ::)

I shall get him a babygrow :thumbsup:
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Post by: Pirate on November 18, 2011, 06:50:18 PM: Quote from: Just One More on November 18, 2011, 06:48:36 PM
He'd look stupid in them ::)

I shall get him a babygrow :thumbsup:

drumroll:

At Nick... point:
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Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 06:51:11 PM: I am surrounded by idiots
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:12:21 PM: Congratulations on the new babe. I am in charge of 3 little girls for the night as their parents are at an overnight event in London. Ages are 3, 9 and a half and 12. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 07:32:26 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:12:21 PM
Congratulations on the new babe. I am in charge of 3 little girls for the night as their parents are at an overnight event in London. Ages are 3, 9 and a half and 12. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Wot a nightmare.... noooo:
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Post by: Just One More on November 18, 2011, 07:33:31 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:12:21 PM
Congratulations on the new babe. I am in charge of 3 little girls for the night as their parents are at an overnight event in London. Ages are 3, 9 and a half and 12. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

See you keep 'em busy like point:

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Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 07:33:32 PM: Especially if they all start wailing and vomiting noooo:
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:36:23 PM: Quote from: Just One More on November 18, 2011, 07:33:31 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:12:21 PM
Congratulations on the new babe. I am in charge of 3 little girls for the night as their parents are at an overnight event in London. Ages are 3, 9 and a half and 12. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

See you keep 'em busy like point:

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;D
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Post by: bodiam on November 18, 2011, 08:07:31 PM: send them to their rooms and tell them you dont want to hear a sound from them until morning lol:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2011, 08:11:44 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:12:21 PM
Congratulations on the new babe. I am in charge of 3 little girls for the night as their parents are at an overnight event in London. Ages are 3, 9 and a half and 12. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I see pink eeek:
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Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 08:12:49 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:12:21 PM
Congratulations on the new babe. I am in charge of 3 little girls for the night as their parents are at an overnight event in London. Ages are 3, 9 and a half and 12. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I see pink eeek:

shutup:
Title: Re: Old boiler
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2011, 08:23:24 PM: Sewer mind. noooo:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 18, 2011, 08:30:16 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 18, 2011, 08:12:49 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:12:21 PM
Congratulations on the new babe. I am in charge of 3 little girls for the night as their parents are at an overnight event in London. Ages are 3, 9 and a half and 12. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I see pink eeek:

shutup:

redface: