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Title: Internet woes!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 03, 2007, 05:27:53 PM
It went down at work at 8:54 am!!! I felt as though I had lost an arm!
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Snoopy on May 03, 2007, 06:02:46 PM
Now that would be unfortunate  because it is a well known fact that pulling pints develops your chest muscles. Without the ability to even things out by using alternate arms you could end up with a lop sided bust ... and that wouldn't look so good  noooo:
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2007, 05:37:36 AM
It went down at work at 8:54 am!!! I felt as though I had lost an arm!
I?d feel as if I?d lost a friend!  sad24:
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2007, 05:39:03 AM
Now that would be unfortunate  because it is a well known fact that pulling pints develops your chest muscles. Without the ability to even things out by using alternate arms you could end up with a lop sided bust ... and that wouldn't look so good  noooo:
Rather like this? (  o  Y . )  noooo:
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2007, 11:34:50 AM
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2007, 11:56:02 AM
Welcome back. You were greatly missed ~ I even had to go to the cellar and change barrels 'cos the Guv'nor went to get a tattoo or summat.



There was the biggest spider: down there. scared2:
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2007, 11:59:16 AM
 scared:


The barrel might have to stay empty then until the Barman gets an exterminator in!  surrender:
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2007, 12:02:12 PM
I called for help.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zig.it%2Fimmaginigiochi%2FGarfields%2520Splider%2520Parade%2520anim.gif&hash=e9fbab223eca5b124261236e1491d4b5554c9b1f)
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2007, 12:21:10 PM
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2007, 12:45:40 PM
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?



Twas nice and quiet thanks. Apart from drunken 50th birthday celebrations on Sunday.












Ummm, tatoos. Have I missed something?
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2007, 12:47:40 PM
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?



Twas nice and quiet thanks. Apart from drunken 50th birthday celebrations on Sunday.












Ummm, tatoos. Have I missed something?
eeek: You don't look a day over 45!
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2007, 12:49:46 PM
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?



Twas nice and quiet thanks. Apart from drunken 50th birthday celebrations on Sunday.












Ummm, tatoos. Have I missed something?
eeek: You don't look a day over 45!


Friend's 50th, I am a mere sappling in comparisson. :)



Tattos?
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2007, 01:04:45 PM
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?



Twas nice and quiet thanks. Apart from drunken 50th birthday celebrations on Sunday.












Ummm, tatoos. Have I missed something?
eeek: You don't look a day over 45!


Friend's 50th, I am a mere sappling in comparisson. :)



Tattos?
Here: -

Quote from: Snoopy
Welcome back. You were greatly missed ~ I even had to go to the cellar and change barrels 'cos the Guv'nor went to get a tattoo or summat.


It says ?where is that wench ? I feel as though I?ve lost a friend?  noooo:
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2007, 01:07:17 PM
Ohhh I thought you had actually done something rash!
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2007, 01:08:56 PM
Ohhh I thought you had actually done something rash!
You don't think getting ?where is that wench ? I feel as though I?ve lost a friend?  tattood accross my back is rash?  evil:
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 08, 2007, 01:11:14 PM
 whip:


Good to see you had it done at last!
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2007, 01:15:40 PM
Don't be fooled Wench ~ he went to watch the Royal Marines Band at a Tattoo beating a retreat or beating up a Turk or summat.
Title: Re: Internet woes!
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2007, 01:16:52 PM
 whistle: