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Title: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 08:40:42 PM
Oh, it's all kicking off on me motoring forum again. :thumbsup:

This poor geezer from Norway just wanted a simple explanation as to why all the fuss and infatuation about them here in the UK. Shrugs:

The pro's and anti's are 'aving a right ole ding dong in there now, insults flying everywhere. lol:

I've so far resisted the very strong temptation to join in with cries of.... obviously too much money to waste, posing, overly self important, pompous smug DICK'EDS! Wankah:

YEEEAH! cussing:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 08:42:58 PM
Oh yes. BTW. Anyone in 'ere got them on their mowter? whistle:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Pirate on November 16, 2011, 08:50:29 PM
Oh yes. BTW. Anyone in 'ere got them on their mowter? whistle:

 surrender:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 08:56:00 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2011, 09:06:19 PM
I had a private plate on me Jag in the UK....  :thumbsup:

And me Mitsubishi 3000GT....
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 09:11:12 PM
I had a private plate on me Jag in the UK....  :thumbsup:

And me Mitsubishi 3000GT....

Oh dear oh deary me. whistle:

-1.

On saying that, you gera +1 for having had a Mitsu. 3000GT! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2011, 09:14:18 PM
I had a private plate on me Jag in the UK....  :thumbsup:

And me Mitsubishi 3000GT....

Oh dear oh deary me. whistle:

-1.

On saying that, you gera +1 for having had a Mitsu. 3000GT! :thumbsup:

And the Jag was an XJR!  :thumbsup:

Ackchewlee I had two identical ones.....  redface:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 09:20:21 PM
I had a private plate on me Jag in the UK....  :thumbsup:

And me Mitsubishi 3000GT....

Oh dear oh deary me. whistle:

-1.

On saying that, you gera +1 for having had a Mitsu. 3000GT! :thumbsup:

And the Jag was an XJR!  :thumbsup:

Ackchewlee I had two identical ones.....  redface:

I think this may have been discussed before...with piccies iirc? rubschin:

I've never had a private plate.
Let me get this straight btw. It's NOT the random private plate that pisses me right and totally off, it's the ones that attempt to spell a name or some other random werd that no one on this friggin' planet actually gives a flying fuck about.
WHY?

I'll tell you why. 'Cus they are utter big headed willy waving posing  cocky Wankah:'s, that's why...IMO.

I'd willingly have a random 2 or 3 number and 3 letter combination though...for free.
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Pirate on November 16, 2011, 09:24:21 PM
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Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2011, 09:25:07 PM
I had a private plate on me Jag in the UK....  :thumbsup:

And me Mitsubishi 3000GT....

Oh dear oh deary me. whistle:

-1.

On saying that, you gera +1 for having had a Mitsu. 3000GT! :thumbsup:

And the Jag was an XJR!  :thumbsup:

Ackchewlee I had two identical ones.....  redface:

I think this may have been discussed before...with piccies iirc? rubschin:

I've never had a private plate.
Let me get this straight btw. It's NOT the random private plate that pisses me right and totally off, it's the ones that attempt to spell a name or some other random werd that no one on this friggin' planet actually gives a flying fuck about.
WHY?

I'll tell you why. 'Cus they are utter big headed willy waving posing  cocky Wankah:'s, that's why...IMO.

I'd willingly have a random 2 or 3 number and 3 letter combination though...for free.

I had my initials.... L1 MFL... At the time I was earning loadsamoney and it was the only extra I could add to the car...  redface:

When I bought my second XJR I drove the old one to the garage with the L1 MFL plate on it and the new (identical) car was there with the same plate... I'm not sure how it worked but I literally handed over the keys to one, got in the other and drove off....  rubschin:

What an awesome car....  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 09:37:36 PM
Havin' a plate with your initials on isn't so bad, only not for me thanks.

The young lad over the road has bought a plate that bare his initials.
His original plate was a 54. This one is a 02! lol:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2011, 09:44:05 PM
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P1RAT ?
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Pirate on November 16, 2011, 09:46:29 PM
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P1RAT ?

Good god no...











PRAT 1
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2011, 09:48:18 PM
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P1RAT ?

Good god no...




PRAT 1
lol: lol:

TRN1P
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Pirate on November 16, 2011, 09:50:52 PM
M155 DEE
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2011, 09:51:33 PM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 09:56:55 PM
I reckon Moaniomondo has a private plate on his Lexus. P1SSD whistle:

DS problee has on on his tractor.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 09:58:58 PM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Oh FFS. sick2:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2011, 10:01:33 PM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

0h FF5. sick2:

That would indeed be a good one for you  lol:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Just One More on November 16, 2011, 10:18:39 PM
Approx 12 years ago there use to be a bloke near the office who had a battered old Ford Escort van, it was a "Y" reg and was held together by rust. I reckon the number plate had to be worth thousands .... DEL 130Y
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 10:19:20 PM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

0h FF5. sick2:

That would indeed be a good one for you  lol:

Mmmmm.  rubschin:

OFF 5 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2011, 12:20:22 AM
I had one years ago.............. redface:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2011, 05:54:17 AM
W1DE B0Y ?
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2011, 08:53:04 AM
W1DE B0Y ?

Yes yes yes my lickle petal, but I don't think you've quite got the grasp of the British vehicle registration system have you ey? noooo:

You cannot have a W and a I for the first two compulsary LETTERS, as a I isn't used, and the following 2 digits have to be age related, unless of course you are going down the private reg route.

W103 BOY would be about the nearest yyou could possibly get.
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2011, 09:53:53 AM
I don't do reality ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
I don't do reality ..... noooo:

Really?   whistle:
Or should that be UN-really? confused:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 11:20:11 AM
Too rude for the road: DVLA hot list of banned numberplates (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/16/too_rude_for_the_road/)
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Pirate on November 19, 2011, 12:15:55 PM
what about P155 OFF
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 19, 2011, 12:32:30 PM
Too rude for the road: DVLA hot list of banned numberplates (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/16/too_rude_for_the_road/)

Got a BMW 'round here...say no more ey ::)...with SH 11 YTE as his plate.

It may not be that exact configuration...can't be 100% sure until next time I see it, but it certainly looks like shite, bit like the absolute posing BMW (indicators extra apart from 4 way flashers that come on automatically when illegaly parked of course) owning cock that drives it. sick2:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Just One More on November 19, 2011, 01:57:02 PM
Too rude for the road: DVLA hot list of banned numberplates (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/16/too_rude_for_the_road/)

Got a BMW 'round here...say no more ey ::)...with SH 11 YTE as his plate.

It may not be that exact configuration...can't be 100% sure until next time I see it, but it certainly looks like shite, bit like the absolute posing BMW (indicators extra apart from 4 way flashers that come on automatically when illegaly parked of course) owning cock that drives it. sick2:

Prolly a religious statement  rubschin:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 01:59:04 PM
Too rude for the road: DVLA hot list of banned numberplates (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/16/too_rude_for_the_road/)

Got a BMW 'round here...say no more ey ::)...with SH 11 YTE as his plate.

It may not be that exact configuration...can't be 100% sure until next time I see it, but it certainly looks like shite, bit like the absolute posing BMW (indicators extra apart from 4 way flashers that come on automatically when illegaly parked of course) owning cock that drives it. sick2:

Prolly a religious statement  rubschin:

Indeed... all religion is Shiite....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 19, 2011, 02:07:54 PM
Too rude for the road: DVLA hot list of banned numberplates (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/16/too_rude_for_the_road/)

Got a BMW 'round here...say no more ey ::)...with SH 11 YTE as his plate.

It may not be that exact configuration...can't be 100% sure until next time I see it, but it certainly looks like shite, bit like the absolute posing BMW (indicators extra apart from 4 way flashers that come on automatically when illegaly parked of course) owning cock that drives it. sick2:

Prolly a religious statement  rubschin:

Indeed... all religion is Shiite....  :thumbsup:

Quite so.

Meanwhile, I eventually just couldn't resist the temptation of joining in on the fun on the motoring forum with me wooden spoon like. :thumbsup:

One geezer is being dead cool and agrees with me stating my opinions, even though he's got private plates, but another one is now kicking off ranting on about being allowed too choose the colour of your car without being critisised. confused:
No,. I don't quite see the relevance of all that either. lol:

Meanwhile, another thread is getting mighty firey 'cus some tit 'ed has admitted to taking up a challenge to race on the public highway! whistle:
Oh it's all fun in'it ey? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2011, 02:13:21 PM
Growler has a private plate. P3NIS
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 19, 2011, 02:15:34 PM
Growler has a private plate. P3NIS

The letter 'I' doesdn't get used in the UK you knobrot point:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 02:49:53 PM
Growler has a private plate. P3NIS

The letter 'I' doesdn't get used in the UK you knobrot point:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Pirate on November 19, 2011, 03:07:04 PM
PEN1S
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2011, 03:07:47 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2011, 03:10:02 PM
Growler will be back to tell us that the DVLA screen all numbers to ensure that such combinations don't get issued.
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2011, 03:11:48 PM
There's  good grounds for an exception in his case  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2011, 03:18:20 PM
So that's how he broke your shower was it?
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 03:25:53 PM
Growler will be back to tell us that the DVLA screen all numbers to ensure that such combinations don't get issued.

** koff ** see reply #26....  whistle:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2011, 03:30:43 PM
If the allow BOLLUX they can't disallow PENIS  whistle:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2011, 03:35:14 PM
Growler will be back to tell us that the DVLA screen all numbers to ensure that such combinations don't get issued.

** koff ** see reply #26....  whistle:

I hang upon your every werd but some don't. whistle:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 03:36:03 PM
If the allow BOLLUX they can't disallow PENIS  whistle:

True.

We allow bollocks and you're our resident penis!  point:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2011, 03:47:02 PM
Presumably your car is KNOB1 ::)
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 03:52:10 PM
Presumably your car is KNOB1 ::)

Indeed - I have a great big KNOB1  ;)
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2011, 03:55:36 PM
Presumably your car is KNOB1 ::)

Indeed - I have a great big KNOB1  ;)

I also look at the photographs you post and that is without doubt a Mini!  point:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Just One More on November 19, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Presumably your car is KNOB1 ::)

Indeed - I have a great big KNOB1  ;)

TBH, that means bugger all. They allowed Tarbuck to have COM 1C  ;)
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2011, 04:06:28 PM
Good point, well made :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2011, 04:07:46 PM
Presumably your car is KNOB1 ::)

Indeed - I have a great big KNOB1  ;)

TBH, that means bugger all. They allowed Tarbuck to have COM 1C  ;)

Not the first time a Government Agency has deliberately mislead people  whistle:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Just One More on November 19, 2011, 04:08:22 PM
Good point, well made :thumbsup:

Nick hangs on to my every word   cloud9:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2011, 04:08:33 PM
Or misled angel1
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2011, 04:14:25 PM
Or misled angel1

Well spotted ~ nice to see you are paying attention.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 19, 2011, 04:23:47 PM
If the allow BOLLUX they can't disallow PENIS  whistle:

You, you useless gormless apology of an arse, are just making all your shite up to suit yerself as you bumble along in your own little world of fairy tale fantasy, exageration, and fiction.
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2011, 05:48:47 PM
Presumably your car is KNOB1 ::)

Indeed - I have a great big KNOB1  ;)

I also look at the photographs you post and that is without doubt a Mini!  point:

It is winter....  redface:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 20, 2011, 08:03:56 PM
Saw the  Wankah:'s BMW again today.
Reg No. is SHY 7 with a strategically placed black bolt at the top of the 7 to make it look like a T.

Tosser.
Hope he gets pulled for it. point:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Just One More on November 20, 2011, 08:24:02 PM
Why the f**k would you want that as a number plate?    ... was it Heskey's  ;)
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 20, 2011, 09:54:44 PM
Why the f**k would you want that as a number plate?    ... was it Heskey's  ;)

Just passed it again...it's parked up 'round the corner from here.
It's actually worse than that.
It's SH 17. eeek:

Must have cost the moron an absolute fortune too I'd have thought. What an absolute plank. ::)

Absolutely unbelievable that that was ever relaesed by DVLA. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 20, 2011, 09:57:23 PM
Just to prove that this is real btw, only it doesb't give the make and model.....

https://www.taxdisc.direct.gov.uk/EvlPortalApp/app/enquiry?execution=e1s3 (https://www.taxdisc.direct.gov.uk/EvlPortalApp/app/enquiry?execution=e1s3)
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2011, 09:58:47 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 20, 2011, 09:59:45 PM
Just to prove that this is real btw, only it doesb't give the make and model.....

https://www.taxdisc.direct.gov.uk/EvlPortalApp/app/enquiry?execution=e1s3 (https://www.taxdisc.direct.gov.uk/EvlPortalApp/app/enquiry?execution=e1s3)

No one is going to doubt your word here !
Title: Re: Private plates.
Post by: GROWLER on November 20, 2011, 10:01:06 PM
P'raps he's simply making a statement about his shitty BMW? lol: