The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2011, 08:26:56 PM
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We haven't even got into the full swing of Christmas crooning adverts but if I hear this one again I will smash my television to pieces Banghead Banghead Banghead
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You seem vexed my ickle kitten
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Rule No. 1. Avoid exposing yourself to commercial broadcast media 8)
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It's even on the t'internet though when I am trying to watch a programme ..... cussing:
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happy100
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A commercial "watch again" channel? rubschin:
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Read a book...you might like it...
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Doubtless Pirate recommends the Kama Sutra ::)
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Ackchewly ... I agree with the OP but I haven't heard the dreaded festive audio schmaltz offerings yet. There will come a time in the next few weeks when I'll be all Yargh: Yargh: Yargh:
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Share my pain eveilgrin:
M&S Christmas advert and song "When you wish upon a star" (M&S X Factor 2011) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbgFtrPU20Q#ws)
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Read a book...you might like it...
As long as it's not a fairy tale .....I'm a non believer noooo:
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Read a book...you might like it...
As long as it's not a fairy tale .....I'm a non believer noooo:
Who fills your stockings then?
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scared:
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No one sad24:
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Doubtless Pirate recommends the Kama Sutra ::)
Do not assume old man...When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me...
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No one sad24:
Perhaps a mince pie on your hearth would help?
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No one sad24:
happy100
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No one sad24:
Perhaps a mince pie on your hearth would help?
Would you like cr... nah, better not ;)
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Hold on ...I just need to build a hearth lol:
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When you have finished that Miss D come for a visit. I will take you out for lunch to Morrisons where they are already serving Christmas lunch and the staff are wearing red fleeces with Merry Christmas written on the back. The ad that winds me up at is the one 'starring' the daft oxo bint I have no idea what it is about but as Pastis said.... Yargh: Yargh:
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Christmas should only be mentioned on Christmas day by law. I hate Christmas ''bah humbug'' ''scrooge'' ban it altogether I say cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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When you have finished that Miss D come for a visit. I will take you out for lunch to Morrisons where they are already serving Christmas lunch and the staff are wearing red fleeces with Merry Christmas written on the back. The ad that winds me up at is the one 'starring' the daft oxo bint I have no idea what it is about but as Pastis said.... Yargh: Yargh:
Having spotted them last weekend, I was having a rant earlier this week about the Morrison's fleeces. Miss C will be pleased to know they have green fleeces too. It must be a heirachy thing like in the catholic church, the higher the rank, the brighter the colour (now where's that clip of Dave Allen talking of that very thing)
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Does the big boss have their's covered in glitter and has wings ??? eeek:
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Christmas should only be mentioned on Christmas day by law. I hate Christmas ''bah humbug'' ''scrooge'' ban it altogether I say cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
It's the commercialism and the christian hi-jacking of a pagan celebration that gets to me. As for Morrisons fleeces no doubt they will be wearing tinsel round their heads soon. I have to say that I didn't hear any Christmas muzak yesterday.
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Ahhhh! But it's for the kiddies innit.
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As for Morrisons fleeces no doubt they will be wearing tinsel round their heads soon.
It'll be the only bright thing in that region lol:
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As for Morrisons fleeces no doubt they will be wearing tinsel round their heads soon.
It'll be the only bright thing in that region lol:
There's a joke there about stocking the Brillo pads next to the Laydees sanitary requirements but I am resisting the temptation.
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There is a woman at work who once December hits insists on wearing a bit of reindeer antlers round the office. She is 'not right' anyway if you know what I mean noooo:
She is extremely overweight and waddles slowly from one leg to the other ...so when sitting at your desk you are forewarned nice and early of her imminent arrival as you can see this furry antlers see sawing towards you.
I have looked up the corporate dress code and there is nothing that prevents her from doing this cussing:
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As for Morrisons fleeces no doubt they will be wearing tinsel round their heads soon.
It'll be the only bright thing in that region lol:
There's a joke there about stocking the Brillo pads next to the Laydees sanitary requirements but I am resisting the temptation.
I should think so too, a man of your standing, whatever next. noooo:
Miss D does your computer have a camera on it if so we coud do a conference thingy and I could wear my horns antlers early. eveilgrin:
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There is a woman at work who once December hits insists on wearing a bit of reindeer antlers round the office. She is 'not right' anyway if you know what I mean noooo:
She is extremely overweight and waddles slowly from one leg to the other ...so when sitting at your desk you are forewarned nice and early of her imminent arrival as you can see this furry antlers see sawing towards you.
I have looked up the corporate dress code and there is nothing that prevents her from doing this cussing:
Ask her if she wears them when working from home whacky115
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There is a woman at work who once December hits insists on wearing a bit of reindeer antlers round the office. She is 'not right' anyway if you know what I mean noooo:
She is extremely overweight and waddles slowly from one leg to the other ...so when sitting at your desk you are forewarned nice and early of her imminent arrival as you can see this furry antlers see sawing towards you.
I have looked up the corporate dress code and there is nothing that prevents her from doing this cussing:
I thought you worked for a Local Authority not for a mental health secure unit.
rubschin: Although I accept that some may argue that they are one and the same thing/.
Try just telling the wummun she looks a bloody fool and everyone is laughing at her. eveilgrin:
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She doesn't work in our section so it's not my place to do so whistle:
She just waddles our side of the floor because the ladies are located here.
She is mahooosive ...and the other day shuffled past with a black T shirt with huge gold sequinned letters saying 'Elvis loves me' happy001