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Title: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 04:49:04 PM
Some bird just knocked on my door for a census.......... eeek:


Told her to come back later ...... whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 04:52:14 PM
I bet she counted you anyway.
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 04:57:14 PM
Was going to say I was on holiday.................till the dog and cat ran out the door...... Banghead
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2011, 05:13:16 PM
You could have told her you were house sitting.  whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 05:18:55 PM
You could have told her you were house sitting.  whistle:


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2011, 05:27:31 PM
Was going to say I was on holiday.................till the dog and cat ran out the door...... Banghead

Just How....roughly like wil do...were you hoping to fob her off by saying you weren't actually there 'cus you were/are/is/whatever/on holiday, when you actually spoke to her.

I'm confuzzlicated over this one tbqatth. confused:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 05:30:53 PM
I think the Bear has taken a firm grasp of the wrong end of the stick  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 05:31:37 PM
Was going to say I was on holiday.................till the dog and cat ran out the door...... Banghead

Just How....roughly like wil do...were you hoping to fob her off by saying you weren't actually there 'cus you were/are/is/whatever/on holiday, when you actually spoke to her.

I'm confuzzlicated over this one tbqatth. confused:

I don't want all my details on Government computers........ evil:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2011, 05:38:34 PM
Was going to say I was on holiday.................till the dog and cat ran out the door...... Banghead

Just How....roughly like wil do...were you hoping to fob her off by saying you weren't actually there 'cus you were/are/is/whatever/on holiday, when you actually spoke to her.

I'm confuzzlicated over this one tbqatth. confused:

I don't want all my details on Government computers........ evil:

They already are sunshine. "They" know more about you than you know about yourself. 



I think the Bear has taken a firm grasp of the wrong end of the stick  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:


And I very much doubt that he will release it.
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 05:39:20 PM
He is an great furry oaf  Banghead
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2011, 05:39:57 PM
You can say that 'cos you is his mate like.
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2011, 05:58:02 PM
You can say that 'cos you is his mate like.

Oh SHIT! Really? eeek:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2011, 05:59:49 PM
You can say that 'cos you is his mate like.

Oh SHIT! Really? eeek:

'Fraid so.


Only friends can actually insult one another the way you two do.
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 06:00:44 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2011, 07:06:31 PM

I don't want all my details on Government computers........ evil:

Cyrus - a land of Reprobates  noooo:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2011, 09:26:59 PM

I don't want all my details on Government computers........ evil:

Cyrus - a land of Reprobates  noooo:


Who dis Cyrus character .... a new member?
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2011, 09:34:22 PM

I don't want all my details on Government computers........ evil:

Cyrus - a land of Reprobates  noooo:


Who dis Cyrus character .... a new member?

She went for a P while typing
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2011, 09:35:15 PM
I have a sticky p
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 09:35:58 PM

I don't want all my details on Government computers........ evil:

Cyrus - a land of Reprobates  noooo:


Who dis Cyrus character .... a new member?

She went for a P while typing


 drumroll:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 09:37:50 PM
I have a sticky p

Cranberry juice is good for that, so my laydee friends tell me
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
I have a sticky p

Cranberry juice is good for that, so my laydee friends tell me

What do you do with the juice then?
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 09:39:41 PM
 censored:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2011, 01:49:02 AM
You can say that 'cos you is his mate like.

Oh SHIT! Really? eeek:

'Fraid so.


Only friends can actually insult one another the way you two do.

Something tells me that will get a better reaction than me telling them they bicker like an old married couple a while back.  lol:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2011, 03:01:39 PM
She came back ........... eeek:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 03:02:59 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2011, 03:07:47 PM
Miss T said I was out and she was looking after the animals..........she is coming back at 6-30..........

get a feeling I maybe in the pub......... whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 03:08:39 PM
Just make up all the information, like wot I did with the census here  whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2011, 03:22:20 PM
Just make up all the information, like wot I did with the census here  whistle:

Online confession of lawbreaking #2.  whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 03:45:55 PM
Just make up all the information, like wot I did with the census here  whistle:

Online confession of lawbreaking #2.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2011, 03:53:55 PM
Have they been to BM or is that why LL is leaving......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 03:59:03 PM
Have they been to BM or is that why LL is leaving......... rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2011, 04:01:15 PM
Ahyhoo off to the pub to avoid her...............good excuse .... ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Just make up all the information, like wot I did with the census here  whistle:

Online confession of lawbreaking #2.  whistle:

It seems Nick is well on the way to becoming a criminal mastermong  whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2011, 12:46:23 PM
She has been back 5 times ........ scared2:.........just ignored her knocking on the door .......
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2011, 12:54:53 PM
She has been back 5 times ........ scared2:.........just ignored her knocking on the door .......

COme and move in here like....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Just One More on November 10, 2011, 06:16:03 PM
2gayers:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2011, 06:22:58 PM
2gayers:

I was talking to Miss T....  ::)
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2011, 04:23:18 PM
Another one came tonight ........... eeek:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2011, 04:26:52 PM
Another one came tonight ........... eeek:

You need to get a dog....  whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2011, 04:20:44 PM
She caught me..............of course I told the truth........ whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2011, 04:22:09 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2011, 04:25:57 PM
Was expecting a mate ....opened the door and she was there ..........had an appointment for 4.30 this afternoon but was out ........took the house sitter advise ....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2011, 04:33:20 PM
Was expecting a mate ....opened the door and she was there ..........had an appointment for 4.30 this afternoon but was out ........took the house sitter advise ....... :thumbsup:

Tsk, tsk....  noooo:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2011, 04:52:39 PM
Was expecting a mate ....opened the door and she was there ..........had an appointment for 4.30 this afternoon but was out ........took the house sitter advise ....... :thumbsup:

Tsk, tsk....  noooo:

Shouldn't  have given your name........... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2011, 05:19:43 PM
AS landlord, not declaring the rental income, like?
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2011, 05:23:20 PM
All odd questions........ noooo:  not so much personal details ....but when was the house built ...dunno.....how many rooms excluding bathrooms... rubschin:......how do you heat your house.....

didn't check anything ...........
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2011, 05:39:37 PM
You sure it wasn't an estate agent ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2011, 05:44:10 PM
They probably already have most of the information already from commercial sources, sounds like they could be getting ready to put something akin to council tax in place.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2011, 05:51:30 PM
The reason behind the census is to do with the "talks" to unite the island ..(on the 4th Dec there will be a census in N Cyprus complete with curfew).....how does how I heat my house affect the political situation........ Banghead

They did not even ask if I live here permanently...... ::)
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2011, 05:52:31 PM
The reason behind the census is to do with the "talks" to unite the island ..(on the 4th Dec there will be a census in N Cyprus complete with curfew).....how does how I heat my house affect the political situation........ Banghead

They did not even ask if I live here permanently...... ::)

They haven't got to me yet.... but the dog prolly scares them off like....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2011, 05:52:55 PM
http://www.bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/ (http://www.bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/) whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2011, 09:47:09 PM
The reason behind the census is to do with the "talks" to unite the island ..(on the 4th Dec there will be a census in N Cyprus complete with curfew).....how does how I heat my house affect the political situation........ Banghead

They did not even ask if I live here permanently...... ::)

They haven't got to me yet.... but the dog prolly scares them off like....  :thumbsup:

They don't need to come to you now...APC gave his name as yours...said you owned both properties and to send the community tax bill to you...
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2011, 10:35:12 PM
The reason behind the census is to do with the "talks" to unite the island ..(on the 4th Dec there will be a census in N Cyprus complete with curfew).....how does how I heat my house affect the political situation........ Banghead

They did not even ask if I live here permanently...... ::)

They haven't got to me yet.... but the dog prolly scares them off like....  :thumbsup:

They don't need to come to you now...APC gave his name as yours...said you owned both properties and to send the community tax bill to you...



 :thumbsup:   
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2011, 06:15:51 AM
The reason behind the census is to do with the "talks" to unite the island ..(on the 4th Dec there will be a census in N Cyprus complete with curfew).....how does how I heat my house affect the political situation........ Banghead

They did not even ask if I live here permanently...... ::)

They haven't got to me yet.... but the dog prolly scares them off like....  :thumbsup:

They don't need to come to you now...APC gave his name as yours...said you owned both properties and to send the community tax bill to you...



 :thumbsup:

 evil:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 01:23:29 PM
The census man just came!  eeek:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2011, 01:30:01 PM
Did he count you and go away?
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 01:34:05 PM
Did he count you and go away?

Yes, just one Mini mechanic in the house....  whistle:
Title: Re: The Cyprus Census
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2011, 01:36:22 PM
You've finally got a man in then.  whistle: