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Title: Predictable
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
My bank ( Natwest) sent prior notification that they were doing some major upgrade on the systems last night to their ATM's and online banking systems etc ...but all should be fixed by 6 am this morning. They have probably built in some contingency time into that you would have imagined  rubschin:

Not enough it seems  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Can't access on- line banking and can't get money out at ATM's yet ..... Banghead

Time to use the credit card then  evil:

Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 09:41:59 AM
Or go shoplifting  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2011, 09:43:39 AM
 noooo:

I am a good girl  angel1
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2011, 09:52:44 AM
noooo:

I am a good girl  angel1
We know that. :thumbsup:

Unlike that exceedingly NASTY Nick thing. sick2:

It's GERL btw, not girl. whistle:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 09:54:56 AM
Praps Growler could give you his vouchers, like
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2011, 10:04:12 AM
Praps Growler could give you his vouchers, like

I'd buy her a bar of choccy too, yes. cloud9:
I've got a coconut for BM too, 'cus you see, he's my FRIEND, and he has similar HOBBIES and PASTIMES to mine....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates? whistle:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2011, 12:10:22 PM
....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates? whistle:

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2011, 01:21:19 PM
....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates? whistle:

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick?  :thumbsup:

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2011, 01:22:55 PM
Or Barman has an astral sized ego  whistle:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2011, 01:27:08 PM
Or Barman has an astral sized ego  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2011, 01:31:49 PM
....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates? whistle:

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick?  :thumbsup:

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'?  rubschin:

I think you'll find there is a difference between Ostracised  and Ostrich sized  whistle:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2011, 01:38:26 PM
....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates? whistle:

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick?  :thumbsup:

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'?  rubschin:

I think you'll find there is a difference between Ostracised  and Ostrich sized  whistle:


 drumroll:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2011, 02:23:40 PM
....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates? whistle:

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick?  :thumbsup:

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'?  rubschin:

I think you'll find there is a difference between Ostracised  and Ostrich sized  whistle:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2011, 02:51:44 PM
....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates? whistle:

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick?  :thumbsup:

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'?  rubschin:

I think you'll find there is a difference between Ostracised  and Ostrich sized  whistle:

Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Pastis on November 05, 2011, 06:37:03 PM
Having a penchant for the odd conspiracy theory I'm inclined to think that this tactic might be ominous   rubschin:

Awake as I was in the small hours listening to some esoteric stuff on the World Service I heard an interview with a German Banker who was recalling the time of the Lehmans debacle.  He happened to drop into the conversation a scenario where the banks might have to shut their doors ... think of Northern Rock ... no withdrawals, no cash. Accordingly he'd squirrelled away 000's of Euros into the office safe  eeek:

Hmmm, yes ... hmmmm!   rubschin:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 06:38:11 PM
Buy gold and canned food  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Pastis on November 05, 2011, 06:40:07 PM
But gold and canned food & breadmaker paddles  :thumbsup:

Corrected for you  ;)
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2011, 07:00:12 PM
But gold and canned food & breadmaker paddles & turnips  :thumbsup:

Corrected for you  ;)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2011, 07:23:26 PM
But gold and canned food & breadmaker paddles & turnips  :thumbsup:

Corrected for you  ;)

 whistle:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2011, 08:53:47 PM
Still can't access my online banking  noooo:

Natwest ...sponsored by Blackberry  evil:
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 08:55:35 PM
Do you have gold and canned food. like?
Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2011, 08:57:00 PM
Don't be daft.......never really liked gold  redface:

Title: Re: Predictable
Post by: Pastis on November 05, 2011, 09:02:56 PM
It's a shut down!   scared2: