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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on November 03, 2011, 06:10:54 PM
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My nice tenant calls from London in floods of tears. From what I can gather through the snuffling she and her BF have split up, he has legged it and she has decided to go to Brazil eeek:
Headaches are coming, I can foresee. And expense evil:
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My nice tenant calls from London in floods of tears. From what I can gather through the snuffling she and her BF have split up, he has legged it and she has decided to got Brazil eeek:
Headaches are coming, I can foresee. And expense evil:
Are you paying for her Brazilian then? rubschin:
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Which is the EXACT reason that I pulled the plug on my buy to let property 8 years ago.
Absolute and dreadful nightmare.
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You should be able to rent it our within minutes ....do you need some help ?
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What makes you say that rubschin:
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My nice tenant calls from London in floods of tears. From what I can gather through the snuffling she and her BF have split up, he has legged it and she has decided to got Brazil eeek:
Headaches are coming, I can foresee. And expense evil:
Are you paying for her Brazilian then? rubschin:
happy001
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evil: Since she is young and vulnerable I shall check her out thoroughly eveilgrin:
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My tenant has suggested that her cousin should move in, which suits me.
She sent me a pic of said cousin
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fyj83yrqx7%2F370166_506484786_605298134_n.jpg&hash=dca29a683705dcfbcf347fb478495f94f96ba33f) (http://postimage.org/image/yj83yrqx7/) eeek:
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My tenant has suggested that her cousin should move in, which suits me.
She sent me a pic of said cousin
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fyj83yrqx7%2F370166_506484786_605298134_n.jpg&hash=dca29a683705dcfbcf347fb478495f94f96ba33f) (http://postimage.org/image/yj83yrqx7/) eeek:
Isn't that Olgas niece, Nora Nobboff?
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Well spotted Darwin, IIRC, her dad is Slobadan Macockyerbitch
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Well spotted Darwin, IIRC, her dad is Slobadan Macockyerbitch
lol: lol: lol:
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It seems she is an air hostess eyes:
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SleazyJet?
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Not orange enough noooo:
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It seems she is an air hostess eyes:
Did she get in the way when TMR was chucking the bags about rubschin:
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No, the photo was taken after Nick opened the door for her. whistle:
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I will have you know that I have only injured 2 colleagues so far. It's not my fault they were too slow to see a 30kg bag flying the 20ft or so to the hold door.
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My tenants call. The flat is flooded. It seems the occupants of the flat above have had some sort of washing machine disaster Angry9:
I advise them to get the upstairs' neighbour's insurance details.
Long pause
The bastards have no insurance cussing: cussing: cussing:
cussing:I can't contact my insurers till MOnday.
My tenants have decamped to an hotel eeek:
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My tenants call. The flat is flooded. It seems the occupants of the flat above have had some sort of washing machine disaster Angry9:
I advise them to get the upstairs' neighbour's insurance details.
Long pause
The bastards have no insurance cussing: cussing: cussing:
cussing:I can't contact my insurers till MOnday.
My tenants have decamped to an hotel eeek:
point:
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My tenants call. The flat is flooded. It seems the occupants of the flat above have had some sort of washing machine disaster Angry9:
I advise them to get the upstairs' neighbour's insurance details.
Long pause
The bastards have no insurance cussing: cussing: cussing:
cussing:I can't contact my insurers till MOnday.
My tenants have decamped to an hotel eeek:
Why do they need to decamp to a hotel ????
I presume the kitchen is above their kitchen which is usually where a washing machine is located. Have the electrics gone or anything then ???
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I rented my house out once.... it flooded.... noooo:
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My tenants call. The flat is flooded. It seems the occupants of the flat above have had some sort of washing machine disaster Angry9:
I advise them to get the upstairs' neighbour's insurance details.
Long pause
The bastards have no insurance cussing: cussing: cussing:
cussing:I can't contact my insurers till MOnday.
My tenants have decamped to an hotel eeek:
Why do they need to decamp to a hotel ????
I presume the kitchen is above their kitchen which is usually where a washing machine is located. Have the electrics gone or anything then ???
It flooded their bedrooms. The carpets and mattresses are soaked cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Both bedrooms eeek:
rubschin:
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YES Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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I wonder if a bit of poetic licence is being used ...is the kitchen of the flat above not located above your kitchen then ???
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Read your PMs you mong Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Gonna cost you lots then lol:
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I have landlord's insurance, legal cover and only a £100 excess angel1. Those carpets needed replacing anyhoo.............
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Your insurance won't cover them staying in an hotel though ... whistle:
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cloud9:
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I rented my house out once.... it flooded.... noooo:
Mine just got wrecked and the leccy meter was tampered with, and guess who got the piggin' blame for it? Banghead
Nick the dick. Just sell the bastard place....after you've dried it out like. whistle:
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cloud9:
Then what the feck are you moaning about ? noooo:
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It will be sold in 2019
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Good plan :thumbsup:
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cloud9:
Then what the feck are you moaning about ? noooo:
I want to MOAN. OK??
Wimmin cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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cloud9:
Well after all that piggin' ranting and bloody raging, WTF are you actually screaming about, you useless gormless lump of overweight ginger lard. Shrugs:
Give me friggin' strength, tosser. Banghead
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It will be sold in 2019
So now we know when the property market will reach its lowest ebb. noooo:
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cloud9:
Then what the feck are you moaning about ? noooo:
I want to MOAN. OK??
Wimmin cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Nowt new there then ey? whistle:
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It may be converted to a barge by then lol:
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It will be sold in 2019
So now we know when the property market will reach its lowest ebb. noooo:
lol: lol: lol: