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Title: I am redundant
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 05:20:29 PM
Every year the boys ask me to cut a pumpkin for Halloween.
I remove the top, scrape out the insides and set them aside to make soup and then carve in a face.
This year I still got asked to do the "heavy work" ie scooping out the innards but then ..............................
"Go away Dad ... we are going to do the face"  sad24:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 05:21:25 PM
 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 05:23:14 PM
happy100

I'm sure they'll fuck it all up....  ;)
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 05:24:57 PM
It is now sat wiv a lit candle inside it looking good  surrender:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 05:25:34 PM
happy100

I'm sure they'll fuck it all up like I always do....  ;)
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 05:25:48 PM
It is now sat wiv a lit candle inside it looking good  surrender:

Tell them it is shit tho...  ;)
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 05:27:33 PM
Nah ~ they are growing up fast ..... soon they won't need me at all. sadsmiley45: Violins:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 05:28:18 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 05:29:12 PM
happy100

I'm sure they'll fuck it all up like I always do....  ;)

 evil:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2011, 05:32:26 PM
It could be worse, they could have picked up instructions from t'interweb...

http://www.instructables.com/id/Flamethrowing-Jack-O-Lantern/ (http://www.instructables.com/id/Flamethrowing-Jack-O-Lantern/)

Nick, BM, NO!  nonono:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2011, 05:36:13 PM
I have put an note on my front door ...

"Oi,  Halloween, NO!"   

 evil:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 05:37:42 PM
 Sinister:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Just One More on October 31, 2011, 06:02:32 PM
Happy Halloween everybody

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F7b1hci073%2Fpumpkin.jpg&hash=ad900f22d533a2da72d947cea6a51fb3ca5a5126) (http://postimage.org/image/7b1hci073/)
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 06:03:59 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2011, 06:41:37 PM
Sinister:

Your only chance in the year to offer sweets to unknown children without getting arrested.
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 31, 2011, 08:19:41 PM
Halloween. The only day of the year paedophiles get a home delivery service.
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2011, 08:20:28 PM
Every year the boys ask me to cut a pumpkin for Halloween.
I remove the top, scrape out the insides and set them aside to make soup and then carve in a face.
This year I still got asked to do the "heavy work" ie scooping out the innards but then ..............................
"Go away Dad ... we are going to do the face"  sad24:

I remember when that happened to me, only I wasn't a dad like.  They are growing up, as you say the good thing is though once they leave home you can go back to doing it yourself with less mess and whining. That is of course if you are a tidy uncomplaining worker.  Toast the seeds with herbs garlic and chilli. Scoff the lot yourself Drool:

Anyhoo watching this....http://www.channel4.com/programmes/brave-new-world-with-stephen-hawking (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/brave-new-world-with-stephen-hawking)

We will soon all be redundant.  noooo:



Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: GROWLER on October 31, 2011, 08:51:53 PM
Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2011, 08:59:34 PM
Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: bodiam on October 31, 2011, 09:06:35 PM
Halloween. The only day of the year paedophiles get a home delivery service.
noooo:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: GROWLER on October 31, 2011, 09:07:16 PM
Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
::), oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: bodiam on October 31, 2011, 09:12:08 PM
Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)
I wire the door knocker to the mains....makes the little bastards jump I can tell you  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2011, 09:43:40 PM
Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
::), oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.
Glad to see the Spaniards didn't polish you in any way.
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 09:46:39 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: GROWLER on October 31, 2011, 09:47:29 PM
Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
::), oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.
Glad to see the Spaniards didn't polish you in any way.

As much as i have to try on a daily basis to keep the motor trade happy, i can confirm, that turds ARE actually totally un-polishable.  noooo:,
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2011, 09:48:27 PM
Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
::), oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.
Glad to see the Spaniards didn't polish you in any way.

As much as i have to try on a daily basis to keep the motor trade happy, i can actually confirm, that turds ARE actually totally un-polishable.  noooo:,
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: GROWLER on October 31, 2011, 09:50:14 PM
shutup:

...and YOU can go BOG OFF too snot gobbler. ::)
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 09:51:41 PM
Wasn't this thread once about pumpkins?
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2011, 09:54:41 PM
Wasn't this thread once about pumpkins?

When was that?

Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 01, 2011, 03:37:10 PM
I got so sick of the trick or treaters that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.

Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2011, 03:38:22 PM
I have my own security perimeter cloud9:
Title: Re: I am redundant
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2011, 03:44:51 PM
I got so sick of the trick or treaters that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.

Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.

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