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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 05:20:29 PM
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Every year the boys ask me to cut a pumpkin for Halloween.
I remove the top, scrape out the insides and set them aside to make soup and then carve in a face.
This year I still got asked to do the "heavy work" ie scooping out the innards but then ..............................
"Go away Dad ... we are going to do the face" sad24:
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sadsmiley30:
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happy100
I'm sure they'll fuck it all up.... ;)
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It is now sat wiv a lit candle inside it looking good surrender:
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happy100
I'm sure they'll fuck it all up like I always do.... ;)
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It is now sat wiv a lit candle inside it looking good surrender:
Tell them it is shit tho... ;)
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Nah ~ they are growing up fast ..... soon they won't need me at all. sadsmiley45: Violins:
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sad24:
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happy100
I'm sure they'll fuck it all up like I always do.... ;)
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It could be worse, they could have picked up instructions from t'interweb...
http://www.instructables.com/id/Flamethrowing-Jack-O-Lantern/ (http://www.instructables.com/id/Flamethrowing-Jack-O-Lantern/)
Nick, BM, NO! nonono:
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I have put an note on my front door ...
"Oi, Halloween, NO!"
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Sinister:
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Happy Halloween everybody
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F7b1hci073%2Fpumpkin.jpg&hash=ad900f22d533a2da72d947cea6a51fb3ca5a5126) (http://postimage.org/image/7b1hci073/)
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Sinister:
Your only chance in the year to offer sweets to unknown children without getting arrested.
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Halloween. The only day of the year paedophiles get a home delivery service.
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Every year the boys ask me to cut a pumpkin for Halloween.
I remove the top, scrape out the insides and set them aside to make soup and then carve in a face.
This year I still got asked to do the "heavy work" ie scooping out the innards but then ..............................
"Go away Dad ... we are going to do the face" sad24:
I remember when that happened to me, only I wasn't a dad like. They are growing up, as you say the good thing is though once they leave home you can go back to doing it yourself with less mess and whining. That is of course if you are a tidy uncomplaining worker. Toast the seeds with herbs garlic and chilli. Scoff the lot yourself Drool:
Anyhoo watching this....http://www.channel4.com/programmes/brave-new-world-with-stephen-hawking (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/brave-new-world-with-stephen-hawking)
We will soon all be redundant. noooo:
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Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:
I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)
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Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:
I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)
Welcome back.
Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
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Halloween. The only day of the year paedophiles get a home delivery service.
noooo:
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Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:
I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)
Welcome back.
Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
::), oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.
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Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:
I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)
I wire the door knocker to the mains....makes the little bastards jump I can tell you eveilgrin:
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Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:
I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)
Welcome back.
Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
::), oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.
Glad to see the Spaniards didn't polish you in any way.
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shutup:
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Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:
I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)
Welcome back.
Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
::), oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.
Glad to see the Spaniards didn't polish you in any way.
As much as i have to try on a daily basis to keep the motor trade happy, i can confirm, that turds ARE actually totally un-polishable. noooo:,
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Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running. sad32:
I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose. ::)
Welcome back.
Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?
::), oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.
Glad to see the Spaniards didn't polish you in any way.
As much as i have to try on a daily basis to keep the motor trade happy, i can actually confirm, that turds ARE actually totally un-polishable. noooo:,
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shutup:
...and YOU can go BOG OFF too snot gobbler. ::)
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Wasn't this thread once about pumpkins?
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Wasn't this thread once about pumpkins?
When was that?
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I got so sick of the trick or treaters that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.
Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.
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I have my own security perimeter cloud9:
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I got so sick of the trick or treaters that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.
Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.
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