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Title: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2011, 07:26:18 AM: I watched the Louis Theroux programme last night filmed in America , where he visited all these private 'parks' or 'sanctuaries' which kept dangerous animals in captivity for mainly uber rich spoilt humans.

Asking if it was wrong to keep and breed these animals in captivity and trying to tame them Louis was concerned their natural instinct was to be in the wild . The response was "Can you miss something you have never had ... if you have been in a wheelchair all your life are you sure you are going to be happier walking and riding ?"

noooo:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2011, 10:04:37 AM: How did they get a tiger to sit in a wheelchair?
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2011, 10:09:38 AM: They had a 'schooling ' day at the sanctuary for ordinary citizens keeping exotic pets ( mainly monkeys) , educating them on how to look after them.

These people turned up ( manily wimmin) with monkeys on their shoulders , some who had chosen to pierce the monkeys ears or put pretty little necklaces on them ::) ::) ::) - when questioned about it and if the monkeys liked this their answer " well they are highly intelligent - they would take them out if they didn't " Oh FFS Banghead

But there was also a wumman pushing around a kangaroo in a pushchair noooo:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 10:14:22 AM: whacky115
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 10:15:14 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 31, 2011, 10:14:22 AM
whacky115

You'd fit in well there! point:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Just One More on October 31, 2011, 05:50:08 PM: Nutters, complete utter nutters. noooo:

Did any of them have an imaginary pet like rubschin:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 06:02:33 PM: That would be daft
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 06:36:19 PM: I just watched it... I thought it was excellent... :thumbsup:

Quite frankly, anybody battling against PETA gets my vote....
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2011, 07:26:28 PM: Forget the animals , the homosexual 3 way situation was most bizarrre eeek:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 07:27:23 PM: eeek:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:31:00 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2011, 07:26:28 PM
Forget the animals , the homosexual 3 way situation was most bizarrre eeek:

Well yes... but at least there was always three of them so there was no jealousy.... lol:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Just One More on October 31, 2011, 07:54:38 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2011, 07:26:28 PM
Forget the animals , the homosexual 3 way situation was most bizarrre eeek:

eeek: Did they make a daisy chain rubschin:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2011, 07:55:28 PM: Quote from: Just One More on October 31, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2011, 07:26:28 PM
Forget the animals , the homosexual 3 way situation was most bizarrre eeek:

eeek: Did they make a daisy chain rubschin:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2011, 08:27:36 PM: Quote from: Just One More on October 31, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2011, 07:26:28 PM
Forget the animals , the homosexual 3 way situation was most bizarrre eeek:

eeek: Did they make a daisy chain rubschin:

I think it's only us girlies that can be referred to in that way JOM unless the word 'homosexual' was being used as a generic term.
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2011, 08:29:07 PM: Oh no, bloke on bloke on bloke action whistle:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 08:29:53 PM: sick2:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Pirate on October 31, 2011, 08:40:30 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 31, 2011, 08:29:53 PM
sick2:

Quite right Nick...now if it had been three women... eyes:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2011, 08:43:31 PM: Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2011, 08:44:05 PM: Quote from: Pirate on October 31, 2011, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 31, 2011, 08:29:53 PM
sick2:

Quite right Nick...now if it had been three women... eyes:

What like you , Nick and APC ? whistle:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Just One More on October 31, 2011, 08:56:54 PM: I knew yewd know ;)
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2011, 08:58:05 PM: I have just seen a neutrino detector, I have never had one but I want one for Christmas, does that count?
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: bodiam on October 31, 2011, 08:59:47 PM: Now thats weird ! 2gayers:
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: Just One More on November 01, 2011, 06:07:03 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on October 31, 2011, 08:58:05 PM
I have just seen a neutrino detector, I have never had one but I want one for Christmas, does that count?

And the phrase most Googled by members of the VP today will be "neutrino detector" ;)
Title: Re: Can you miss something you have never had ?
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2011, 09:28:38 AM: Quote from: Just One More on November 01, 2011, 06:07:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 31, 2011, 08:58:05 PM
I have just seen a neutrino detector, I have never had one but I want one for Christmas, does that count?

And the phrase most Googled by members of the VP today will be "neutrino detector" ;)

;D ;D ;D