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Title: What's your number?
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 10:08:57 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515)


I am number 2,460,799,661


Woodstock is number 2,971,754,265
Title: Re: What's you number?
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 10:11:31 AM
3,033,852,038th  eeek:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 10:14:13 AM
76,131,739,810th
person to have lived since history began
 angel1

Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: apc2010 on October 27, 2011, 10:29:00 AM
A cheap way to collect peoples details......... rubschin:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 10:30:16 AM
A cheap way to collect peoples details......... rubschin:

Only DOB...  ::)
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 10:30:43 AM
76,131,739,810th
person to have lived since history began
 angel1


I ignored that one 'cos it seems to me to be based on guesswork whereas the other one can be checked against records.  angel1
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 10:31:34 AM
A cheap way to collect peoples details......... rubschin:


Good to see paranoia still reigns supreme in parts of Cyprus  ::)
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: apc2010 on October 27, 2011, 10:33:10 AM
I just woke up.......... cussing:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 10:35:30 AM
I just woke up.......... cussing:


And the voices in your head? Are they still asleep?
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 10:36:15 AM
I just woke up.......... cussing:


And the voices in your head? Are they still asleep?

I think they woke up first!  lol:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 10:49:49 AM
Every hour there are 6,418 deaths in the UK!  eeek:

Be careful out there folks!  scared2:

Only 1 death per hour in Cyprus....  cloud9:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: barmisspah? on October 27, 2011, 11:47:21 AM
2,575,713,130
23 new immigrants arrive in the UK per hour
My life expectancy is 81.7 years - another 20.2 to go !! Mind you they'll have to shoot me first.
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2011, 12:47:19 PM
A cheap way to collect peoples details......... rubschin:


Good to see paranoia still reigns supreme in parts of Cyprus  ::)

Why do you think BM wears the bucket, it isn't just to stop frightening the neighbours.  whistle:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2011, 02:16:21 PM
2,686,082,211

7 billion! that's a huge pile of people.
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 02:22:45 PM
Pervert  noooo:

I wouldn't know which way to turn
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: apc2010 on October 27, 2011, 02:41:07 PM
Pervert  noooo:

I wouldn't know which way to turn

Out the closet.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 02:42:32 PM
I was in a flt full of gerls last night. In my dream like. Bathtime was a riot eyes:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Just One More on October 27, 2011, 04:42:04 PM
When I was born, I was the 2,953,359,191st person alive on Earth

A few years back they reckoned that if the population of the world stood shoulder to shoulder, they could all fit on the Isle of Wight. Well, last week, another bit of Blackgang Chime fell into the sea, so that's some of 'em fucked!

Oh, and Red Funnel feries would make a mint  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 04:52:51 PM
Not wishing to be pedantic but the word is Chine  Banghead



We 'ampshire 'ogs are very sensitive about such things.  evil:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Just One More on October 27, 2011, 05:18:26 PM
Yes, I knew that, the "n" key is next to the "m" key like  whistle:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 05:21:11 PM
Yes, I knew that, the "n" key is next to the "m" key like  whistle:


Sausage fingers!  point:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Pirate on October 27, 2011, 07:50:27 PM
DS has gorn quiet... whistle:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2011, 09:18:59 PM
DS has gorn quiet... whistle:
"Error, please try again"


Probably in the first 1,000,000.   surrender:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: tel on October 27, 2011, 10:02:32 PM
2,658,715,072nd
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 28, 2011, 12:56:53 AM
3,533,961,858th.  You lot are reall feckin' old  ;D
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2011, 10:08:59 AM
17th.  redface:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 11:19:03 AM
17th.  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: What's your number?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2011, 12:09:09 PM
3,533,961,858th.  You lot are reall feckin' old  ;D

4,039,052,946th Oh ancient one  point: