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Title: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 04:58:55 PM

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Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2011, 05:45:17 PM
All perfectly reasonable  Finger:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 05:46:05 PM
My sister sent it to me angel1
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Pastis on October 26, 2011, 06:01:43 PM
Moving tangentially onward, as we do, this caught my eye today:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357)

After the book came the video rights, remember those?  The bloke behind it contacted me to develop product and marketing opportunities <snigger>  eyes:
We had several meetings where possibilities would arise, be enlarged upon and hopefully launched ... sadly they became detumescent  rubschin:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 26, 2011, 06:22:35 PM

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And we know the earth moves but isn't flat nowadays.   lol:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 06:44:03 PM
Moving tangentially onward, as we do, this caught my eye today:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357)

After the book came the video rights, remember those?  The bloke behind it contacted me to develop product and marketing opportunities <snigger>  eyes:
We had several meetings where possibilities would arise, be enlarged upon and hopefully launched ... sadly they became detumescent  rubschin:

Someone gave that book to me and my girlfriend as a present in the 70s eyes:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: bodiam on October 26, 2011, 07:08:14 PM

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Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2011, 07:13:36 PM
Moving tangentially onward, as we do, this caught my eye today:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357)

After the book came the video rights, remember those?  The bloke behind it contacted me to develop product and marketing opportunities <snigger>  eyes:
We had several meetings where possibilities would arise, be enlarged upon and hopefully launched ... sadly they became detumescent  rubschin:

I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

Oh and BTW Bodiam, naughty cellar now. noooo:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 04:56:15 AM
Yes I had a copy too .... I found that it was just heavy enough to render my ex unconscious ~ if I hit her over the head with it.
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: bodiam on October 27, 2011, 05:37:16 AM


I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

Oh and BTW Bodiam, naughty cellar now. noooo:
[/quote] Ok as long as you wait till I am asleep before you put your curlers in, I don't want any shocks late at night whistle:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Just One More on October 27, 2011, 06:42:12 AM
I have a copy too. It's a bit heavy to hold with one hand though  whistle:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 07:08:59 AM
I have a copy too. It's a bit heavy to hold with one hand though  whistle:

Prop it up against the box of Kleenex.  ::)
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 08:04:39 AM
Mr Thread?......
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 08:05:34 AM
It was always going to happen.  lol:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 08:06:18 AM
BTW ~ Have you forwarded the OP to Mrs Nick?  whistle:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 08:08:13 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 08:09:06 AM
I thought not ..... I'd have heard the explosion from here!
 scared:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2011, 08:29:15 AM
And not an orgasmic one  lol:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2011, 08:31:43 AM
That's assuming she doesn't keep tabs on here Snoop....  whistle:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 27, 2011, 08:47:17 AM


I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

Oh and BTW Bodiam, naughty cellar now. noooo:
Ok as long as you wait till I am asleep before you put your curlers in, I don't want any shocks late at night whistle:
[/quote]

 evil:  Whatever happened to Ponds face cream?
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 08:50:49 AM
I believe it is favoured by Channel swimmers.
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 09:58:48 AM


I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

Oh and BTW Bodiam, naughty cellar now. noooo:
Ok as long as you wait till I am asleep before you put your curlers in, I don't want any shocks late at night whistle:

Quote
evil:  Whatever happened to Ponds face cream?

It vanished  ;)
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 10:11:54 AM


I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

Oh and BTW Bodiam, naughty cellar now. noooo:
Ok as long as you wait till I am asleep before you put your curlers in, I don't want any shocks late at night whistle:

Quote
evil:  Whatever happened to Ponds face cream?

It vanished  ;)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 10:14:37 AM

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Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Just One More on October 27, 2011, 04:29:22 PM
If all those face creams and all that palaver realy do shrink wrinkles, how come women have fingerprints... eh? eh? eh?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 04:31:13 PM
Mrs Nick's bathroom looked like a branch of Boots noooo:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 05:43:45 PM
If all those face creams and all that palaver realy do shrink wrinkles, how come women have fingerprints... eh? eh? eh?  rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: bodiam on October 27, 2011, 07:02:27 PM
I hear that some ''men'' actually put that shite on their faces  noooo: point:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 07:10:40 PM
I hear that some ''men'' actually put that shite on their faces  noooo: point:

 redface:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2011, 05:46:12 AM
Do you use Brasso, or Duraglit (I use to love the smell of Duraglit)  cloud9:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 06:14:57 AM
Do you use Brasso, or Duraglit (I use to love the smell of Duraglit)  cloud9:

Brasso!  lol:
Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2011, 10:16:02 AM
Do you use Brasso, or Duraglit (I use to love the smell of Duraglit)  cloud9:

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Title: Re: Advice for the laydees
Post by: bodiam on October 28, 2011, 08:17:50 PM
Lovely Boy  noooo: