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Title: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 02:02:14 PM: Why is that whichever direction I go in on my bike I always seem to be riding into the wind? cussing:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 25, 2011, 02:22:25 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 02:02:14 PM
Why is that whichever direction I go in on my bike I always seem to be riding into the wind? cussing:

The rest of the world has seen you and is running away?
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 02:23:19 PM: ::)
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2011, 03:02:23 PM: Wind resistance perchance? rubschin:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Pastis on October 25, 2011, 03:27:52 PM: I have long since been of the opinion (re: bicycling) that wind is sponsored by the like of Ford, BMW, Vauxhall, Mercedes etc evil:

After all, the weather seems to be sponsored by someone or other on certain TV and Radio stations rubschin:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:33:02 PM: Maybe BM could sponsor the weather to give us some more Scorchio cloud9:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 03:50:00 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:33:02 PM
Maybe BM could sponsor the weather to give us some more Scorchio cloud9:

Sponsor???? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:53:40 PM: With your pre Christmas Amazon income angel1
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 03:54:41 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:53:40 PM
With your pre Christmas Amazon income angel1

Oh my giddy aunt... noooo:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 25, 2011, 06:14:37 PM: When do you want our goody boy and girl lists ???
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 06:20:28 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 25, 2011, 06:14:37 PM
When do you want our goody boy and girl lists ???

Don't rush... ::)
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 06:28:53 PM: Ooh me sir angel1
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 25, 2011, 06:42:33 PM: Well Dear Santa Amazon-Barman,

This year I have been an exceptionally good girl. All my feedback forms tell me so !!

So for Christmas I would like

- new mp3 player
- faux fur coat seen today in House if Fraser , that has my name written all over it cloud9:
- watch
- clothes
- undies ( nice stuff mind )
- smellies
- Dvd's ( selection of )
- shoes / boots
- Kindle
- nice make up
- new gym gear
- trainers
- spa day
- vouchers

Thank you cloud9:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 06:45:00 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 25, 2011, 06:42:33 PM
Well Dear Santa Amazon-Barman,

This year I have been an exceptionally good girl. All my feedback forms tell me so !!

So for Christmas I would like

- new mp3 player
- faux fur coat seen today in House if Fraser , that has my name written all over it cloud9:
- watch
- clothes
- undies ( nice stuff mind )
- smellies
- Dvd's ( selection of )
- shoes / boots
- Kindle
- nice make up
- new gym gear
- trainers
- spa day
- vouchers

Thank you cloud9:

New cheap Kindle or Kindle Fire...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 06:45:38 PM: She forgot Duracell ::)
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 25, 2011, 06:48:05 PM: Kindle book thingymyjiggyammy
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 06:50:27 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 25, 2011, 06:48:05 PM
Kindle book thingymyjiggyammy

Okay... sit on my knee and run through the list again like.... whistle:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 25, 2011, 06:52:08 PM: S'alright BM - that wasn't on me list whistle:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 06:52:44 PM: Knibbly noooo:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 06:52:57 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 25, 2011, 06:52:08 PM
S'alright BM - that wasn't on me list whistle:

evil:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: beerhead on October 25, 2011, 07:04:15 PM: Duracell- rechargeables would be more economical !
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Just One More on October 25, 2011, 07:16:10 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2011, 06:50:27 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 25, 2011, 06:48:05 PM
Kindle book thingymyjiggyammy

Okay... sit on my knee and run through the list again like.... whistle:

point: Miss D fell off
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2011, 06:55:30 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 02:02:14 PM
Why is that whichever direction I go in on my bike I always seem to be riding into the wind? cussing:

You could get a job as an interactive weather vane. whistle:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2011, 07:08:40 AM: Or a cock ? rubschin:

lol:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2011, 08:24:23 AM: He already holds that title Miss D. noooo:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2011, 08:31:08 AM: sad32:
Title: Re: Wind and bicycles
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 08:38:04 AM: Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2011, 08:31:08 AM
sad32:

Cock! point: