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Title: Washing perils
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2011, 06:18:54 PM: Bought a lovely and very expensive submariner's jumper a few weeks ago. I just washed it.

Does anyone have a four year old in need of a jumper? cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2011, 06:19:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2011, 06:18:54 PM
Bought a lovely and very expensive submariner's jumper a few weeks ago. I just washed it.

Does anyone have a four year old in need of a jumper? cussing: cussing: cussing:

You'd have thought it would have been waterproof... rubschin:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2011, 06:20:57 PM: Well it came out of the machine dry for some reason, but also teeny weeny cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2011, 06:24:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2011, 06:20:57 PM
Well it came out of the machine dry for some reason, but also teeny weeny cussing: cussing:

We're looking for a teeny-tiny submariner then...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2011, 06:26:21 PM: TMR is a short arse, innit? rubschin:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2011, 06:26:56 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2011, 06:26:21 PM
TMR is a short arse, innit? rubschin:

Oh yes... quite tiny.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2011, 06:53:03 PM: Mis-read the title redface:

answer "as fast as you want"
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Just One More on October 23, 2011, 07:05:15 PM: drumroll:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 23, 2011, 07:10:04 PM: I too mis-read the title redface:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2011, 07:10:32 PM: Washing Persil ? lol:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2011, 07:10:54 PM: My lovely thread sad24:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 23, 2011, 07:17:53 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2011, 07:10:54 PM
My lovely thread sad24:

Your poor shrunken penis. sad24:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2011, 07:18:27 PM: eeek:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 23, 2011, 07:24:34 PM: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: GROWLER on October 23, 2011, 08:17:02 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on October 23, 2011, 07:17:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2011, 07:10:54 PM
My lovely thread sad24:

Your poor shrunken penis. sad24:

Could it actually get any smaller though? noooo:
Title: Re: Washing perils
Post by: GROWLER on October 23, 2011, 08:21:34 PM: So, it's back to wearing that flea ridden, baked bean stained, fag ash smeared, stinking rancid disgusting beige rag that you always wear then is it? :thumbsup:

S'pose you'd made an appointment to have it chiseled or sand blasted off too ey, in readiness for yer Captain Pugwash pullie like.
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