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Title: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 07:08:11 PM
... today...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Just One More on October 20, 2011, 07:11:38 PM
She was in here around 6-ish, but I'm not sure if she posted
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2011, 07:13:57 PM
All right BM, what did you do this time?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 07:17:26 PM
It's a reet wimmin friendly place in here  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2011, 07:20:39 PM
Hadaway Miss D, the elder reprobates delinquents lotharios members love having wimmin here  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 07:21:03 PM
All right BM, what did you do this time?  rubschin:

I never did nuffink!  cussing:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2011, 07:21:50 PM
Normal day for you then BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
Normal day for you then BM  whistle:

Indeed...  redface:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2011, 07:25:33 PM
AS far as what you did to Miss C, I'm using Grumpy's Law of Deductive Reasoning. If there is a problem its either an outside source or one of the 5 biggest reprobates on the site.  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 07:27:57 PM
AS far as what you did to Miss C, I'm using Grumpy's Law of Deductive Reasoning. If there is a problem its either an outside source or one of the 5 biggest reprobates on the site.  whistle:

Nick then...?  ::)
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2011, 07:30:16 PM
Nick is next on the list, the other three members tend to vary.  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 07:32:32 PM
Nick is next on the list, the other three members tend to vary.  whistle:

 rubschin:

You, Miss D, apc & JOM!  eeek:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 07:34:47 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2011, 07:35:59 PM
Reprobint?  whistle:






 scared:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 20, 2011, 07:37:42 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:


 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 07:38:14 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:


 happy001 happy001 happy001

^^^^^^
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 07:39:34 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:


 happy001 happy001 happy001

You like rolling around a lot lately don't you  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2011, 07:41:00 PM
I'd put it down to BM's corrupting influence Miss D.  whistle:

Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 07:42:34 PM
What's your excuse ?....reprobint I believe you said  cussing:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 20, 2011, 07:43:49 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:


 happy001 happy001 happy001

You like rolling around a lot lately don't you  rubschin:

The only rolling I've done rcently is cigarettes... whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 07:44:07 PM
What's your excuse ?....reprobint I believe you said  cussing:

Quite so....  angel1
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 07:45:29 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:


 happy001 happy001 happy001

You like rolling around a lot lately don't you  rubschin:

The only rolling I've done rcently is cigarettes... whistle:

Typical ...leave the woman to do all the werk  whistle:

Bad back playing up I spect  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2011, 07:48:49 PM
What's your excuse ?....reprobint I believe you said  cussing:

Quite so....  angel1

Like you wouldn't have used it if you thought of it yourself BM  point:

I refer you to my earlier answer Miss D, BM is an corrupting influence   redface:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 20, 2011, 07:49:39 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:


 happy001 happy001 happy001

You like rolling around a lot lately don't you  rubschin:

The only rolling I've done rcently is cigarettes... whistle:

Typical ...leave the woman to do all the werk  whistle:

Bad back playing up I spect  whistle:

My back is fine thank you and I was about to defend your honour...




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but even I know when a battle is lost.  angel1
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 07:49:56 PM
What's your excuse ?....reprobint I believe you said  cussing:

Quite so....  angel1

Like you wouldn't have used it if you thought of it yourself BM  point:

I refer you to my earlier answer Miss D, BM is an corrupting influence   redface:

Moi?  angel1
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 07:52:05 PM

but even I know when a battle is lost.  angel1

Oh no ....next battle Victoria Station  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 20, 2011, 07:55:30 PM

but even I know when a battle is lost.  angel1

Oh no ....next battle Victoria Station  eveilgrin:

I'll be there tomorrow, pint of voddy for you as per, or only a half this time? fence:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 07:59:57 PM
I believe the last time I was able to withstand your company without the aid of alcohol  lol:

 angel1
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 20, 2011, 08:06:44 PM
I believe the last time I was able to withstand your company without the aid of alcohol  lol:

 angel1

I'm not that strong - I needed several pints for you  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2011, 08:09:47 PM
I believe the last time I was able to withstand your company without the aid of alcohol  lol:

 angel1

I'm not that strong - I needed several pints for you  whistle:
drumroll: point:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Just One More on October 20, 2011, 08:36:31 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:

And if you're not, I most definitely ain't  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Just One More on October 20, 2011, 08:39:09 PM
As for Miss C

Sunny Hampshire. cloud9: Heading to the beach soon.

Maybe she's done a Reggie Perrin/John Stonehouse or whatever that bloke in the canoes name was  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 20, 2011, 08:42:13 PM
So who is in charge of the naughty step then?   scared2:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 08:45:16 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:

And if you're not, I most definitely ain't  whistle:

Oi ...not you as well  cussing:

Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 20, 2011, 09:00:33 PM
Stand down folks, Miss C has been on fb, everyone relax.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: GROWLER on October 20, 2011, 09:46:49 PM
Oi .....I am no reprobate  cussing:

And if you're not, I most definitely ain't  whistle:

Well I piggin' well am, and bloody piggin' proud of it too. evil:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 20, 2011, 10:05:06 PM
I have been keeping an eye from afar, so if anyone would like to claim it please do, it has been in my pocket so is covered in fluff but a hanky and a bit of mum's spit should clean it up nicely.

I have been being a dutiful daughter and teaching dear mama how to use the laptop that we bought down for her.  Today was SKYPE. Escaped briefly this afternoon for a walk on the beach. Tomorrow we head back North stopping briefly in Chandlers Ford and Winchester en route.

Normal(sic) posting will be resumed on Saturday.

The naughty step has been swept and painted ready for use on my return.  Whoever stuck their chewing gum on the side of the step should be ashamed of themselves and will be duly punished.

I think that covers most points pertaining to me. angel1
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 20, 2011, 10:17:48 PM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:



pp. Nick   cloud9:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2011, 05:29:30 AM
I have been keeping an eye from afar, so if anyone would like to claim it please do, it has been in my pocket so is covered in fluff but a hanky and a bit of mum's spit should clean it up nicely.

I have been being a dutiful daughter and teaching dear mama how to use the laptop that we bought down for her.  Today was SKYPE. Escaped briefly this afternoon for a walk on the beach. Tomorrow we head back North stopping briefly in Chandlers Ford and Winchester en route.

Normal(sic) posting will be resumed on Saturday.

The naughty step has been swept and painted ready for use on my return.  Whoever stuck their chewing gum on the side of the step should be ashamed of themselves and will be duly punished.

I think that covers most points pertaining to me. angel1

I have paint on me bum now...  evil:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2011, 05:50:43 AM
 eeek: I hadn't realised Miss C used that much paint.
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: bodiam on October 21, 2011, 06:00:00 AM
I hope she never painted over my chewing gum, I was leaving that there for next time  redface:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2011, 06:03:10 AM
I hope she never painted over my chewing gum, I was leaving that there for next time  redface:

I took the chewing gum...  redface:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2011, 03:28:50 PM
For took read stuck to his backside.  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: bodiam on October 21, 2011, 06:20:36 PM
It still had some chew left in it, so I will be needing it back :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2011, 07:15:03 AM
It still had some chew left in it, so I will be needing it back :thumbsup:

It hasn't now...  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 22, 2011, 08:33:05 AM
Tsk I don't quite know what to do with you the paint isn't even dry yet and there is already a bum print in it. The lot of you need a good spanking.
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Just One More on October 22, 2011, 08:39:23 AM
I'm first, form a queue
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2011, 08:47:46 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2011, 12:06:48 PM
Tsk I don't quite know what to do with you the paint isn't even dry yet and there is already a bum print in it. The lot of you need a good spanking.

I take it welly prints are OK then?
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: bodiam on October 22, 2011, 05:12:49 PM
How can I get this paint off? Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 22, 2011, 06:51:36 PM
I despair I really do.  I am thinking of building a virtual dungeon. noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2011, 06:54:45 PM
With Miss D's leather clad thighs  eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2011, 08:41:21 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

When is your next appointment , must be due soon eh ???
Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Pirate on October 22, 2011, 08:48:14 PM
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Title: Re: Where is Miss C...
Post by: Just One More on October 22, 2011, 08:50:40 PM
At least you can't see my nails in that one Growler  ;)