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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on October 19, 2011, 05:50:58 PM
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Say hypothetically you were going out on Friday to celebrate Trafalgar Day.... whistle:
Would you wear a patch or be historically accurate and be patch-less...? Shrugs:
Just hypothetically like.... whistle:
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Just saw yer arm off (temporarily, like) angel1
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Just saw yer arm off (temporarily, like) angel1
I shall be legless later - would that count...? rubschin:
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I believe he was brought back pickled, if that helps. ::)
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I believe he was brought back pickled, if that helps. ::)
:thumbsup:
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Show other blokes your column and ask for a kiss
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APC is going as Hardy then
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It really is just any excuse for a piss up there isn't it noooo:
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Nelson - ha ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78#)
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lee Nelson on as Jason Bent on Al Murrays show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwedcm9WPzk#)
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Nelson - ha ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78#)
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rubschin:
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Nelson - ha ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78#)
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rubschin:
You need some lateral thinking.
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Nelson - ha ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78#)
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rubschin:
You need some lateral thinking.
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eveilgrin:
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Lateral Thinking and ...... a lot of boot polish whistle:
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And a wig :thumbsup:
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Judging by photos on Faceache he already has some pretty garish shirts. whistle:
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It could werk... rubschin:
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His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".
Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".
Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla
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His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".
Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".
Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla
lol: lol: lol:
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His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".
Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".
Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla
lol: lol: lol:
Well at least it proves I have read his book! angel1
Amazing what useless information one gathers as one travels through life.
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His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".
Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".
Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla
lol: lol: lol:
Well at least it proves I have read his book! angel1
Amazing what useless information one gathers as one travels through life.
. . .and how much of the useful information it appears to displace. redface:
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His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".
Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".
Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla
lol: lol: lol:
Well at least it proves I have read his book! angel1
Amazing what useless information one gathers as one travels through life.
. . .and how much of the useful information it appears to displace. redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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Quizmaster: What is a turnip?
DS: rubschin:
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Quizmaster: What is a turnip?
DS: rubschin:
I have one at the end of each trouser leg. rubschin:
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Have a cabbage :thumbsup:
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BM: I'm gonna black up and go as nelson Mandela! happy001
LL: I'll have to go as Winnie
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whacky115
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noooo:
This is not going well
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noooo:
This is not going well
No, she is clueless... noooo:
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Which is why she married you point: point: point:
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Which is why she married you point: point: point:
evil:
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Which is why she married you point: point: point:
evil:
Be fair ~ we've all had conversations that include "When I think of al the men I COULD have married" followed by a list of our faults. ::)
Top Tip: Don't ever say "Well why didn't you?" 'cos that's when the fight really starts.
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PS The real answer as to why she didn't marry any one of them is because they never asked her to.
Proof that some men have more sense than we do. confused:
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Mrs Nick and I got married as the result of an argument noooo:
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Mrs Nick and I got married as the result of an argument noooo:
Who with?
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Each other noooo:
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PS The real answer as to why she didn't marry any one of them is because they never asked her to.
What a load of tosh ...... noooo:
Wimmin can say no you know whistle:
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Do you ever say yes? noooo:
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Often ;D
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Without success noooo:
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Often ;D
Only when asked if you want a Mini-Magnum or another voddy... evil:
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Wimmin can say no you know whistle:
[/quote] they do often, except when either shoes or chocolate are involved whistle:
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Often ;D
Only when asked if you want a Mini-Magnum or another voddy... evil:
noooo:
You said I could help myself to anything I wanted lol:
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shutup:
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Often ;D
Only when asked if you want a Mini-Magnum or another voddy... evil:
noooo:
You said I could help myself to anything I wanted lol:
I didn't mean the contents of my freezer! evil: