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Title: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2011, 05:50:58 PM
Say hypothetically you were going out on Friday to celebrate Trafalgar Day....  whistle:

Would you wear a patch or be historically accurate and be patch-less...? Shrugs:

Just hypothetically like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2011, 05:53:23 PM
Just saw yer arm off (temporarily, like)  angel1
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2011, 05:56:08 PM
Just saw yer arm off (temporarily, like)  angel1

I shall be legless later - would that count...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2011, 05:58:00 PM
I believe he was brought back pickled, if that helps. ::)
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2011, 06:00:57 PM
I believe he was brought back pickled, if that helps. ::)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2011, 08:13:48 PM
Show other blokes your column and ask for a kiss
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Pirate on October 19, 2011, 08:25:48 PM
APC is going as Hardy then
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 19, 2011, 09:06:34 PM
It really is just any excuse for a piss up there isn't it  noooo:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Pirate on October 19, 2011, 09:15:29 PM
Nelson - ha ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78#)
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 19, 2011, 09:22:43 PM
lee Nelson on as Jason Bent on Al Murrays show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwedcm9WPzk#)
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 06:15:55 AM
Nelson - ha ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78#)

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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2011, 12:02:45 PM
Nelson - ha ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78#)

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 rubschin:

You need some lateral thinking.


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Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 12:41:52 PM
Nelson - ha ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78#)

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 rubschin:

You need some lateral thinking.


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 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2011, 01:46:55 PM
Lateral Thinking and ...... a lot of boot polish  whistle:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 01:47:26 PM
And a wig  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2011, 01:52:05 PM
Judging by photos on Faceache he already has some pretty garish shirts. whistle:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 01:56:49 PM
It could werk...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2011, 02:19:35 PM
His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".

Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".

Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 02:20:35 PM
His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".

Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".

Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2011, 02:23:19 PM
His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".

Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".

Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla

 lol: lol: lol:


Well at least it proves I have read his book!  angel1

Amazing what useless information one gathers as one travels through life.
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2011, 02:57:23 PM
His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".

Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".

Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla

 lol: lol: lol:


Well at least it proves I have read his book!  angel1

Amazing what useless information one gathers as one travels through life.

. . .and how much of the useful information it appears to displace.  redface:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 03:00:37 PM
His given name is Rolihlahla which means "to pull a branch of a tree", or more colloquially, "troublemaker".

Rolihlahla Mandela became the first member of his family to attend a school, where his teacher Miss Mdingane gave him the English name "Nelson".

Presumably because she couldn't pronounce Rolihlahla

 lol: lol: lol:


Well at least it proves I have read his book!  angel1

Amazing what useless information one gathers as one travels through life.

. . .and how much of the useful information it appears to displace.  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 03:00:56 PM
Quizmaster: What is a turnip?
DS:  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2011, 03:03:50 PM
Quizmaster: What is a turnip?
DS:  rubschin:

I have one at the end of each trouser leg.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 03:05:10 PM
Have a cabbage  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 03:11:05 PM
BM: I'm gonna black up and go as nelson Mandela! happy001
LL: I'll have to go as Winnie

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 whacky115
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 03:15:48 PM
 noooo:

This is not going well
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 03:16:55 PM
noooo:

This is not going well

No, she is clueless...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 03:17:45 PM
Which is why she married you  point: point: point:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 03:18:17 PM
Which is why she married you  point: point: point:

 evil:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2011, 03:53:57 PM
Which is why she married you  point: point: point:

 evil:

Be fair ~ we've all had conversations that include "When I think of al the men I COULD have married" followed by a list of our faults.  ::)


Top Tip: Don't ever say "Well why didn't you?" 'cos that's when the fight really starts.
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2011, 03:57:06 PM
PS The real answer as to why she didn't marry any one of them is because they never asked her to.

Proof that some men have more sense than we do.  confused:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 03:58:56 PM
Mrs Nick and I got married as the result of an argument noooo:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2011, 03:59:46 PM
Mrs Nick and I got married as the result of an argument noooo:
Who with?
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 04:00:58 PM
Each other  noooo:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 05:19:47 PM
PS The real answer as to why she didn't marry any one of them is because they never asked her to.


What a load of tosh ...... noooo:

Wimmin can say no you know  whistle:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 05:24:06 PM
Do you ever say yes? noooo:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 05:28:26 PM
Often  ;D
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 05:31:43 PM
Without success noooo:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 06:18:05 PM
Often  ;D

Only when asked if you want a Mini-Magnum or another voddy...  evil:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: bodiam on October 20, 2011, 06:19:31 PM

Wimmin can say no you know  whistle:
[/quote]  they do often,  except when either shoes or chocolate are involved  whistle:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 20, 2011, 06:21:30 PM
Often  ;D

Only when asked if you want a Mini-Magnum or another voddy...  evil:

 noooo:

You said I could help myself to anything I wanted  lol:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2011, 06:23:25 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Nelson...
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2011, 06:36:45 PM
Often  ;D

Only when asked if you want a Mini-Magnum or another voddy...  evil:

 noooo:

You said I could help myself to anything I wanted  lol:

I didn't mean the contents of my freezer!  evil: