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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on October 17, 2011, 05:20:16 PM
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Up 'me 'Ill' too...this avvy like! eeek:
Bloody rancid black bastard came tear arsing around from another path doing a four leg drift, and proceeded to start snarling and jumping up at me with flapping jaws.
I raised me paws and arms to protect meself and barked at it. P'raps it only understood Geeerman like, 'cus it ignored me.
The owner came trotting 'round telling it to "come here", which it totally ignored and carried on snapping at me.
I ended up having to give it a gentle thwacking on the side of its head. It may have a black eye but we'll never know. Shrugs:
The owner was most apologetic but I chose to ignore him, as saying nowt can sometimes say a thousand werds evil:
These were the only creatures I saw on my entire trip btw. ::)
Bloody typical. I always get 'The Nutter'. Banghead
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You must attract nutters for some reason whistle:
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You must attract nutters for some reason whistle:
Quite so. Indeed in fact. whistle:
Why? confused:
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Oh dear Growler happy100
The worst I've had in me park was negotiating Britt Ekland's little pet ;D
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.paghat.com%2Fempireofthechihuahua%2Fchi-britt-eckland2.jpg&hash=1333d4925ff8526c41fd021a3120b157c3a8b105)
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You must attract nutters for some reason whistle:
Quite so. Indeed in fact. whistle:
Why? confused:
Your magnetic personality perhaps rubschin:
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Oh dear Growler happy100
The worst I've had in me park was negotiating Britt Ekland's little pet ;D
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.paghat.com%2Fempireofthechihuahua%2Fchi-britt-eckland2.jpg&hash=1333d4925ff8526c41fd021a3120b157c3a8b105)
SHe looks a bit ruff. Who is that on the left?
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drumroll: She's called Tequila confused:
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Did the pitbull need a tetanus jab afterwards ? rubschin:
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Did the pitbull need a tetanus jab afterwards ? rubschin:
I didn't bite it, I just sort of gently twatted it on the side of its fat 'ed.
Had no effect on its mithering abilty though.
I was getting seriously pissed of with it tbh. evil:
I'd have grabbed it and ripped it's piggin' throat out if it had bitten me. eveilgrin:
Bloody owner was a total ignaramus. Banghead
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Up 'me 'Ill' too...this avvy like! eeek:
Bloody rancid black bastard came tear arsing around from another path doing a four leg drift, and proceeded to start snarling and jumping up at me with flapping jaws.
I raised me paws and arms to protect meself and barked at it. P'raps it only understood Geeerman like, 'cus it ignored me.
The owner came trotting 'round telling it to "come here", which it totally ignored and carried on snapping at me.
I ended up having to give it a gentle thwacking on the side of its head. It may have a black eye but we'll never know. Shrugs:
The owner was most apologetic but I chose to ignore him, as saying nowt can sometimes say a thousand werds evil:
These were the only creatures I saw on my entire trip btw. ::)
Bloody typical. I always get 'The Nutter'. Banghead
http://youtu.be/1brtIZkPUt8 (http://youtu.be/1brtIZkPUt8) I filmed the whole thing whistle:
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Those type bears are piggin' wusses though. Gayer:
Me and me mates are WELL 'ARD ones. eveilgrin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1uoogwtt0%2Fth_bearsbbq_1.gif&hash=2bfe13913525d62e0fe971a89112a892430ca149) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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Those type bears are piggin' wusses though. Gayer:
Me and me mates are WELL 'ARD ones. eveilgrin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1uoogwtt0%2Fth_bearsbbq_1.gif&hash=2bfe13913525d62e0fe971a89112a892430ca149) (http://www.postimage.org/)
happy001
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Gor'oo 'ave a blow, bevvy and nosebag sometimes you know. ::)
That's me in the background with me new MP3 player and matching 'edphones btw. cloud9: