The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 17, 2011, 11:48:12 AM
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As times are hard on the freelance front I am presently applying for jobs. All those I have so far gone for come with an "Equal Opps Monitoring Form". noooo:
So far I have been asked if I am gay, lesbian, "transgendered" rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:Black, Asian, CHinese, Jewish, mixed race (in countless permutations), "abled" Banghead disabled, "partially abled" cussing: and much other nonsense.
I have decided to claim gayness and disability to help the twats fulfil their quotas. At the same time I am concealing several of my qualifications so as not to make myself appear too clever Banghead Banghead
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What was the disability ...the gingerness ? rubschin:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am asked "Do you consider yourself disabled?"
Anyone could say yes without saying why, especially customers of the VP evil:
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My only disability is the people I know whistle:
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My only disability is the people I know whistle:
Ahem!
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YOu can judge a wumman by the company she keeps whistle:
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I would have thought a gay Romany with Tourettes would be guaranteed a job, and very easy for you to impersonate. whistle:
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But I might be competing with Tipsy's eldest rubschin:
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But I might be competing with Tipsy's eldest rubschin:
Does he have Tourettes?
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How would I know if they live in a castle? ::)
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My only disability is the people I know whistle:
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How would I know if they live in a castle? ::)
drumroll:
Have you had to climb up TipoGipos hair?
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nonono:
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nonono:
Wha?
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Don't try wriggling out with the help of the Grimm Brothers (why are they always called the Brothers Grimm, like the BeeGees like? rubschin:)
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Don't try wriggling out with the help of the Grimm Brothers (why are they always called the Brothers Grimm, like the BeeGees like? rubschin:)
If only we knew an expert in Literature we could ask them whistle: whistle:
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point:
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Oddly, I have just been invited to a talk about Tourette's Syndrome. In a gay pub rubschin:
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Oddly, I have just been invited to a talk about Tourette's Syndrome. In a gay pub rubschin:
What could possibly go wrong...? noooo:
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Oddly, I have just been invited to a talk about Tourette's Syndrome. In a gay pub rubschin:
I see nothing odd about that whatsoever.
As previously stated, you are ideally placed to carry it off.
I suggest you avoid shouting 'Fudge' when demonstrating profanities in Tourettes.
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Why do people with Tourette's always scream obscenities rather than, "Back off, you cad" or "WHat a chump." Only asking
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Why do people with Tourette's always scream obscenities rather than, "Back off, you cad" or "WHat a chump." Only asking
Who do we know who could tell us? rubschin:
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Growler?
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shutup:
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Filling in another form I have just been asked about my "sexuality". It gave me NINE options eeek:
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Filling in another form I have just been asked about my "sexuality". It gave me NINE options eeek:
Suggest you just tick 'Mong' and let them fill in the rest for you.... whistle:
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Why do people with Tourette's always scream obscenities rather than, "Back off, you cad" or "WHat a chump." Only asking
Tourettes symptoms includes physical tics and vocalisations. Normally these vocalisations include grunting, throat clearing, shouting and barking. While its not as common as it is made out to be, the verbal tics may also be expressed as coprolalia (the involuntary use of obscene words or socially inappropriate words and phrases). That is basically down to societal influence, if Nick suddenly became an obscene word then they would start using it as well.
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Why do people with Tourette's always scream obscenities rather than, "Back off, you cad" or "WHat a chump." Only asking
Tourettes symptoms includes physical tics and vocalisations. Normally these vocalisations include grunting, throat clearing, shouting and barking. While its not as common as it is made out to be, the verbal tics may also be expressed as coprolalia (the involuntary use of obscene words or socially inappropriate words and phrases). That is basically down to societal influence, if Nick suddenly became an obscene word then they would start using it as well.
rubschin: Vaireee Interesting
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Fry interviewed a woman on his "Planet Word" prog with Tourette's; in addition to plenty of "f*cks" she also used "biscuit" and even "happy christmas"
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Its been a good few years since I was a student nurse but that was pretty much what we were taught. Non offensive words were classed as being vocallisations as opposed to coprolalia
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Its been a good few years since I was a student nurse but that was pretty much what we were taught. Non offensive words were classed as being vocallisations as opposed to coprolalia
I am surprised our learned Nick has not pointed out that 'coprolalia' literally translates as 'talking shit'.
Perhaps he has chosen to show us by example? whistle:
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Its been a good few years since I was a student nurse but that was pretty much what we were taught. Non offensive words were classed as being vocallisations as opposed to coprolalia
I am surprised our learned Nick has not pointed out that 'coprolalia' literally translates as 'talking shit'.
Perhaps he has chosen to show us by example? whistle:
happy001
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I like Tourrettes Sur Loup. cloud9:
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Do the inhabitants all wander around shouting Merde and stuff rubschin:
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Do the inhabitants all wander around shouting Merde and stuff rubschin:
Oui! ;D
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And wee as well? eeek: