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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 15, 2011, 07:08:28 PM

Title: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2011, 07:08:28 PM: What can possibly go wrong? ANd what is he charging? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 15, 2011, 07:34:03 PM: His knob could get caught on a different plane. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2011, 07:34:56 PM: scared2:

Ooch eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 15, 2011, 09:14:44 PM: As long as he knows what to do with his wood whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: bodiam on October 16, 2011, 06:17:30 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 15, 2011, 09:14:44 PM
As long as he knows what to do with his wood whistle:
http://youtu.be/G0p6O6-n6iQ (http://youtu.be/G0p6O6-n6iQ) eyes: whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2011, 11:44:54 AM: All done and dusted ..... :thumbsup:

He wouldn't accept any payment , in money or beers cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2011, 11:50:39 AM: eeek:
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Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2011, 12:15:11 PM: Was it the see though nighty that clinched it?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2011, 12:17:35 PM: I think that is for the window cleaner whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: bodiam on October 16, 2011, 04:19:55 PM: Is that why he fell off his ladder? eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2011, 04:25:23 PM: It's good to see that the script writers for the Carry On films are still alive and kicking lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2011, 04:59:55 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 16, 2011, 04:25:23 PM
It's good to see that the script writers for the Carry On films are still alive and kicking lol:
Would you like a small part?

I'm sure Nick could help.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2011, 05:00:40 PM: whacky115
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2011, 05:01:45 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2011, 05:00:40 PM
whacky115
Rehearsing already? ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2011, 05:03:16 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2011, 04:59:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 16, 2011, 04:25:23 PM
It's good to see that the script writers for the Carry On films are still alive and kicking lol:
Would you like a small part?

I'm sure Nick could help.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2011, 05:12:51 PM: Hattie Jacques: "Young chickens may be soft and tender but the older birds have more on them"

Kenneth Williams: "Yes. And take a lot more stuffing"

lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 16, 2011, 05:20:08 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 16, 2011, 05:12:51 PM
Hattie Jacques: "Young chickens may be soft and tender but the older birds have more on them"

Kenneth Williams: "Yes. And take a lot more stuffing"

lol:

Have you been watching carry-on films ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2011, 05:21:25 PM: Frankie Howerd: "Erotic involves a feather. Kinky involves the whole chicken."