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Title: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 11:44:24 AM
Victoria Beckham
Jean Claude van Damme
Wasps
Chris Huhne
Celebs
Miss C's Rebecca
Counsellors


Please feel free to add more
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 09, 2011, 12:03:25 PM
Someone is bound to put Nick........ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 09, 2011, 12:10:03 PM
William Hague
David Mellor. sick2:
Blue/pink hydrangea bushes.
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 12:12:35 PM
Mellor used to be my MP. I met him once. Greaseball  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 09, 2011, 03:19:13 PM
Mellor used to be my MP. I met him once. Greaseball  sick2:

My thoughts exactly and some woman had an affair with him. sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2011, 04:22:08 PM
Mellor used to be my MP. I met him once. Greaseball  sick2:

My thoughts exactly and some woman had an affair with him. sick2: sick2:

Antonia de Sancha - god makes 'em, the devil pairs 'em

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Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 04:24:40 PM
It was like shaking hands with a banana sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2011, 04:28:08 PM

Counsellors


Please feel free to add more

They have there use Nick, I had six one hour sessions with one once, sorted me out (I think)  confused:

No problem with others you put though


I'll add cardomon pods to the list
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2011, 04:30:31 PM
Aspic jelly
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 09, 2011, 04:35:53 PM
Mellor used to be my MP. I met him once. Greaseball  sick2:

My thoughts exactly and some woman had an affair with him. sick2: sick2:

Antonia de Sancha - god makes 'em, the devil pairs 'em

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2Fkyoha83o%2Fmellor_de_sancha.jpg&hash=47bb8c3066f1c15c582857dcd23fbda92f17c97f) (http://www.postimage.org/)

 eeek: Ooo not attractive.

Are cardamom pods the same as the seeds?  I use them when I cook basmati rice for curries. Yumster.
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2011, 05:02:47 PM
Household appliances to teenagers  Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 09, 2011, 05:05:04 PM
Household appliances to teenagers  Banghead

Even the telephone......... eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2011, 05:06:07 PM
She rarely touches the landline cos it doesn't have BBM  ::)
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2011, 05:06:30 PM
Oh dear, what's she done now? 

That said, I've found a new use for my metallic egg poacher ... melting dark Belgian choccy  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 09, 2011, 05:08:26 PM
She rarely touches the landline cos it doesn't have BBM  ::)

Wot is BBM .............. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2011, 05:14:45 PM
Oh sorry ...BlackBerry Messenger ......it's the tool of the youff  ::)
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2011, 05:19:32 PM
I knew that  angel1  Down on the street with the kids I is... innit (I heard it on the radio yresterday and had to look it up)
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 05:37:13 PM
My lovely thread noooo: sad24: sad24: sad24: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2011, 05:39:04 PM
Dates   sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 05:40:28 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2011, 05:42:58 PM
Pot pourri  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2011, 05:43:09 PM
This sort ...

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Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 09, 2011, 05:45:28 PM
I like dates.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2011, 05:48:23 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2011, 05:51:11 PM
I like dates.  redface:

So do I. So why do I only get them at Christmas  rubschin:

Back to the list,  bikes. Buy them, use them once or twice  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2011, 05:52:41 PM
But never marry them  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2011, 05:53:21 PM
I like dates.  redface:

I like dates coz they grow into palm trees but that's where it ends.   ;)
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: bodiam on October 10, 2011, 06:23:21 AM
reality tv
celebrities
footballers
celebrity strictly x factor on big brothers ice
whacky115 Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2011, 08:15:56 AM
But never marry them  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 10, 2011, 10:48:30 AM
But never marry them  noooo:

 drumroll:

Did Miss D mean bikes or dates I am confused. confused:

Fruit flies. evil:
Microwave omelette makers
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2011, 11:32:04 AM
But never marry them  noooo:

 drumroll:

Did Miss D mean bikes or dates I am confused. confused:

Fruit flies. evil:
Microwave omelette makers


Miss D no doubt meant Bikes as in Village Bikes ie Ridden by everyone.   ::)
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 10, 2011, 04:12:01 PM
Yes but you can date a bike.  Usually by looking at the style of the handlebars. ;)
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2011, 04:16:52 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Harper-Perennial-Modern-Classics-Policeman/dp/0007247176/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1318263261&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Harper-Perennial-Modern-Classics-Policeman/dp/0007247176/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1318263261&sr=1-1)
 angel1
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2011, 04:45:27 PM
Antonia de Sancha - god makes 'em, the devil pairs 'em

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2Fkyoha83o%2Fmellor_de_sancha.jpg&hash=47bb8c3066f1c15c582857dcd23fbda92f17c97f) (http://www.postimage.org/)

Be thankful for small mercies, can you imagine what their kids would have looked like?  eeek:

Someone is bound to put Nick........ whistle:

What do you mean, Nick is sought after the world over as a crash test dummy.  whistle:

Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2011, 04:58:08 PM
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Be thankful for small mercies, can you imagine what their kids would have looked like?  eeek:
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Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 10, 2011, 05:51:52 PM
Are you showing us your command of the quote function DS? whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2011, 06:02:37 PM
To be fair Miss C I did have 2 quotes on there so it could have been confusing  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2011, 10:03:31 PM
Are you showing us your command of the quote function DS? whistle:
I am lost.   surrender:

As is my picture of the over-toothed gargoyle by the look of it.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Just One More on October 10, 2011, 10:07:25 PM
Janet Street Porter  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2011, 10:14:51 PM
Janet Street Porter  rubschin:

Either:

a) Yes JOM, just like that
or
b) Well done JOM, back on topic.

Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2011, 10:20:55 PM
D.S was using his psychic  powers on us again  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 10, 2011, 10:21:56 PM
Janet Street Porter  rubschin:

Either:

a) Yes JOM, just like that
or
b) Well done JOM, back on topic.


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new "What the devil is the use of...?" thread
Post by: Just One More on October 10, 2011, 10:45:57 PM
 
Janet Street Porter  rubschin:

Either:

a) Yes JOM, just like that
or
b) Well done JOM, back on topic.

happ096