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Title: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 10:32:28 AM: It is howling a gale here today. Two chimps from the Carncil have turned up with leaf blowers eeek:

A supervisor (with clipboard) has turned up to supervise them.

The wind blows the leaves one way and they blow them back again.

My council tax is paying for this nonsense cussing:

Words have been exchanged cussing:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 06, 2011, 10:38:27 AM: Stop shaking the trees then , monkey boy whistle:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2011, 11:45:21 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 06, 2011, 10:38:27 AM
Stop shaking the trees then , monkey boy whistle:

drumroll:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 05:36:18 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 10:32:28 AM
It is howling a gale here today. Two chimps from the Carncil have turned up with leaf blowers eeek:

A supervisor (with clipboard) has turned up to supervise them.

The wind blows the leaves one way and they blow them back again.

My council tax is paying for this nonsense cussing:

Words have been exchanged cussing:

What werds?

"Wanna cup of tea and a cake lads"? ::)
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 05:38:12 PM: Shouldn't you be boiling your gruns in domestos? ::)
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 05:46:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 05:38:12 PM
Shouldn't you be boiling your gruns in domestos? ::)

No. Shouldn't you be boilin' yer fat 'ed in a bucket of conc.Sulphuric Acid like? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 05:47:15 PM: My leaf blower sucks and mulches. angel1
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:00:02 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 05:47:15 PM
My leaf blower sucks and mulches. angel1

So does mine... a petrol one like.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:01:28 PM: This is about blowers and not suckers evil:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:02:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:01:28 PM
This is about blowers and not suckers evil:

Our blowers suck too! whistle:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:02:33 PM: Have yer own thread, suckers.
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:05:02 PM: Ta muchly... whistle:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:08:39 PM: Mongmeister cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

No more AMazon for you from here cussing:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:09:52 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:08:39 PM
Mongmeister cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

No more AMazon for you from here cussing:

Oh noes... no doubt you won't be clicking the donate buttons quite so frequently from now on either....? ::)
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:13:03 PM: NEVER cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:17:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:13:03 PM
NEVER cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Like before then...? ::)
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2011, 06:19:06 PM: I just get a man in for the garden ...........
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 06:28:45 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2011, 06:19:06 PM
I just get a man in for the garden ...........

I get a wumman in. cloud9:

Mrs Growler. ::)
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 06:30:50 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:02:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:01:28 PM
This is about blowers and not suckers evil:

Our blowers suck too! whistle:

Indeed. Mine's leccy though 'cus we don't get too many leccy cuts fortunately, but if we did I'd simply down tools and put the kettle on....the primas stove. whistle:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:33:09 PM: Can you use it for constipation like?
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:34:12 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 06:30:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:02:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:01:28 PM
This is about blowers and not suckers evil:

Our blowers suck too! whistle:

Indeed. Mine's leccy though 'cus we don't get too many leccy cuts fortunately, but if we did I'd simply down tools and put the kettle on....the primas stove. whistle:

lol: lol: lol:

I've got this one... (http://www.amazon.co.uk/McCulloch-GBV325-Garden-Vacuum-Blower/dp/B0029WE21U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1317925987&sr=8-2) :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 06:37:27 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 06:30:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:02:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:01:28 PM
This is about blowers and not suckers evil:

Our blowers suck too! whistle:

Indeed. Mine's leccy though 'cus we don't get too many leccy cuts fortunately, but if we did I'd simply down tools and put the kettle on....the primas stove. whistle:

lol: lol: lol:

I've got this one... (http://www.amazon.co.uk/McCulloch-GBV325-Garden-Vacuum-Blower/dp/B0029WE21U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1317925987&sr=8-2) :thumbsup:

Oooooooo, that IS sweet. :thumbsup:

You could stick it up nasty Nicks arse and use it as a vacumn 'oover thing to suck out the contents of his 'ed.....a vacumn. whistle:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2011, 06:37:53 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 06:30:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:02:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:01:28 PM
This is about blowers and not suckers evil:

Our blowers suck too! whistle:

Indeed. Mine's leccy though 'cus we don't get too many leccy cuts fortunately, but if we did I'd simply down tools and put the kettle on....the primas stove. whistle:

lol: lol: lol:

I've got this one... (http://www.amazon.co.uk/McCulloch-GBV325-Garden-Vacuum-Blower/dp/B0029WE21U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1317925987&sr=8-2) :thumbsup:

An amazon link.........I am seeing a pattern here........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Leaf Suckers
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:38:51 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 06:30:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2011, 06:02:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2011, 06:01:28 PM
This is about blowers and not suckers evil:

Our blowers suck too! whistle:

Indeed. Mine's leccy though 'cus we don't get too many leccy cuts fortunately, but if we did I'd simply down tools and put the kettle on....the primas stove. whistle:

lol: lol: lol:

I've got this one... (http://www.amazon.co.uk/McCulloch-GBV325-Garden-Vacuum-Blower/dp/B0029WE21U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1317925987&sr=8-2) :thumbsup:

Oooooooo, that IS sweet. :thumbsup:

You could stick it up nasty Nicks arse and use it as a vacumn 'oover thing to suck out the contents of his 'ed.....a vacumn. whistle:

Nature abhors a vacuum - which is why it encourages him to smoke I suppose...? whistle: