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Title: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 09:58:05 PM
How many of you have, or have ever been troubled by, wisdom teeth?
























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Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: GROWLER on September 29, 2011, 10:23:14 PM
I could sort yours out for you, FOC too! It'd be my absolute pleasure to help I can assure you.eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 10:24:16 PM
Of course, but how are yours?  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: GROWLER on September 29, 2011, 10:47:03 PM
Of course, but how are yours?  whistle:

All gone, many years ago thank goodness. cloud9:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 10:50:59 PM
Interesting  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: GROWLER on September 29, 2011, 10:59:04 PM
Interesting  rubschin:

No, fuckin' borin' tbqatth. ::)
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 11:00:26 PM
Oh noes, most revealing whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: GROWLER on September 29, 2011, 11:01:22 PM
Oh noes, most revealing whistle:

Wa'ris? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 11:06:26 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: GROWLER on September 29, 2011, 11:08:04 PM
whistle:

WHA'?  Banghead
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2011, 05:17:27 AM
How many of you have, or have ever been troubled by, wisdom teeth?

Are you thinking of having some put in...?  point:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2011, 05:47:37 AM
 rubschin: Discussed over tea and cake yesterday  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2011, 08:07:30 AM
rubschin: Discussed over tea and cake yesterday  whistle:

Yes? And piggin' AND?
sleep017

I'm on the verge of goin' over there and knockin' his remaining  teeth out if he doesn't start buckin' his useless gormless ideas up. Banghead
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 09:02:36 AM
So, Growler's 'ad 'is out. WHo else?  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2011, 09:18:25 AM
Why do you want to know ???
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2011, 09:21:08 AM
So, Growler's 'ad 'is out. WHo else?  whistle:

Who actually gives a flying bag o' turds ey, who, exactly? Shrugs:

All I can say is, that I hope it's as nasty experience and traumatic for you as it was for me. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 09:36:00 AM
Why do you want to know ???

All will be revealed in due course  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2011, 09:59:13 AM
Why do you want to know ???

All will be revealed in due course  whistle:

 zzzzzzzzzz.sleep017

Thrilled. Can't friggin' wait. ::)
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 10:24:39 AM
I have added a helpful poll like  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2011, 12:46:35 PM
I just need to go get some Tena Lady as the excitement is killling me  noooo:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 12:49:23 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2011, 12:51:47 PM
I have never had any out but that is not an option on your survey  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 12:56:09 PM
New option available for Miss D and others  angel1
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 02:04:04 PM
5 votes so far  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2011, 02:36:53 PM
Where is the option for:
"I had the first lot out because a second lot grew underneath them"


An excess of wisdom I always assumed.  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 02:40:10 PM
That is bad  noooo:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2011, 02:42:46 PM
Or lack of an adequate jaw bone  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: bodiam on September 30, 2011, 08:01:22 PM
http://youtu.be/YjGkCjbdeX8 (http://youtu.be/YjGkCjbdeX8)                   
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2011, 08:32:18 PM
Or lack of an adequate jaw bone  rubschin:

Good enough for slaying Philistines  ;)
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Just One More on October 01, 2011, 06:06:50 AM
How many of you have, or have ever been troubled by, wisdom teeth?  whistle:

Still got mine, but now you've brought the thought to the forefront of my mind, I'm now troubled by them. Cheers  cussing:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 03:16:37 PM
Poor JOM. NOw who are we waiting for  Sinister:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2011, 03:27:56 PM
Poor JOM. NOw who are we waiting for  Sinister:

We're waiting for you to bring an end to this madness...  cussing:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2011, 03:30:50 PM
Poor JOM. NOw who are we waiting for  Sinister:

We're waiting for you to bring an end to this madness...  cussing:

Dont hold your breath.



.. or grit your teeth.  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 03:31:11 PM
Well, I am glad you asked that. At the dentist the other day I enquired about wisdom teeth since I have never been bothered by them. SHe checked and informed me that I had none  eeek:

She then explained that we are evolving them away and that people who have none, like me  angel1, are therefore more evolutionarily advanced that those with them. Essentially, if you have wisdom teeth you are ackchooly closer to being an ape  angel1

Interesting results  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 01, 2011, 03:32:39 PM
What a load of bollocks !
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 03:36:32 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisdom_tooth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisdom_tooth)

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1458632/?tool=pmcentrez (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1458632/?tool=pmcentrez)
 angel1
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2011, 03:39:02 PM
As I said Nick and I discussed this over tea and CAKE the other day ..... I've never had any either  whistle:


Which is why I have not got involved in this thread.  lol:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 03:40:12 PM
What a load of bollocks !

Monkey gerl  point:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2011, 03:43:14 PM
Miss Neanderthal  point:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Just One More on October 01, 2011, 03:44:39 PM
Well, I am glad you asked that. At the dentist the other day I enquired about wisdom teeth since I have never been bothered by them. SHe checked and informed me that I had none  eeek:

She then explained that we are evolving them away and that people who have none, like me  angel1, are therefore more evolutionarily advanced that those with them. Essentially, if you have wisdom teeth you are ackchooly closer to being an ape  angel1

Interesting results  whistle:

Did she pat you on the head and tell you it's cos you're special like  point:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 03:44:39 PM
SHe prolly has to shave and stuff like that  noooo:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2011, 03:48:49 PM
Woodstock says "What a bad boy Nick is"  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 01, 2011, 03:49:04 PM
Well if you and Snoops are the master race I'm more than happy to be unevolved  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2011, 03:51:20 PM
 rubschin: We could mate with you and you will have advanced babbies.  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 01, 2011, 03:53:30 PM
You probably find your missing your balls as well ...it's evolution you know  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 03:55:29 PM
Neanderthal axe work more like  scared2:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2011, 03:56:10 PM
So what is your theory about me with two lots of wisdom teeth?  Still a dinosaur I suppose?


Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 03:58:43 PM
Once a dinosaur,.................................
 happy100
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2011, 03:59:11 PM
Well, I am glad you asked that. At the dentist the other day I enquired about wisdom teeth since I have never been bothered by them. SHe checked and informed me that I had none  eeek:

She then explained that we are evolving them away and that people who have none, like me  angel1, are therefore more evolutionarily advanced that those with them. Essentially, if you have wisdom teeth you are ackchooly closer to being an ape  angel1

Interesting results  whistle:

Was that it...?  ::)
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Just One More on October 01, 2011, 04:01:20 PM
So what is your theory about me with two lots of wisdom teeth?  Still a dinosaur I suppose?

As kids we used to shout it when we were nicking taters, "quick, run, the farmersaurus" point:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 04:02:35 PM
BM speaks

I Wanna Be Like You - The Jungle Book (1967) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8R4p6t9250#)
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2011, 04:04:14 PM
So what is your theory about me with two lots of wisdom teeth?  Still a dinosaur I suppose?

As kids we used to shout it when we were nicking taters, "quick, run, the farmersaurus" point:

 lol: lol: lol:

If you get caught you have an Extremelysaurus
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 01, 2011, 08:05:41 PM
I have some and had some removed does that make me a halfdoneasaurus
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
If you shave excess hair off ever you are an ape. Sorry  angel1
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Nick is mankind's evolutionary future?  eeek:


The Flying Spaghetti Monster makes a lot more sense now  whistle:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2011, 03:56:22 PM
I saw the dentist today and mentioned the wisdom teeth story ...  Oh, how he laughed  lol:

Of course those of us who have them share a gene with the most evolved creature of the sea, the shark, who have the ability to regrow teeth  eveilgrin: , a very useful key in the survival of the fittest  8)
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2011, 03:58:41 PM
BM (aka Monkey Man) didn't mention his to his dentist I am sure  angel1

I assume he has to shave all over every day noooo:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2011, 06:05:37 PM
BM (aka Monkey Man) didn't mention his to his dentist I am sure  angel1

I assume he has to shave all over every day noooo:

Indeed... I even have to shave my teeth...  ::)
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 07, 2011, 09:23:35 PM
I have teeth but how wise they are I have no idea.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wisdom teeth
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2011, 06:36:14 AM
I have teeth but how wise they are I have no idea.  rubschin:

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