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Title: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2007, 03:41:06 PM
Some might say I was thick-skinned, some even suggest a lack of sensitivity.

Both are correct, and as such, the size of my Karma is of no significance to me.

However, I have noticed a gradual decrease over the last couple of days, that has not been accompanied by the customary "I smite you" comment in the post of a person I have upset.

I am given to the occasional un-announced applaud which I think is OK, but I would never smite without standing up to be counted. noooo:

Smiting in the darkness is not the British way you know!



All DS policies are subject to change without notice.



Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 03:42:49 PM
You have been given the clap  ;)
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2007, 03:43:37 PM
It will be Wenchy Darwin, she did threaten to smite us with abandon in the open office post  whistle:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 03:44:05 PM
Some might say I was thick-skinned, some even suggest a lack of sensitivity.

Both are correct, and as such, the size of my Karma is of no significance to me.

However, I have noticed a gradual decrease over the last couple of days, that has not been accompanied by the customary "I smite you" comment in the post of a person I have upset.

I am given to the occasional un-announced applaud which I think is OK, but I would never smite without standing up to be counted. noooo:

Smiting in the darkness is not the British way you know!



All DS policies are subject to change without notice.





It may have been me. When I say smite with abandon I tend to smite the two or three above and below me.  redface: Not just the person who has  evil: me off.
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 03:46:50 PM
So the guilty party has been identified but neither she nor the snitch has seen fit to applaud you in compensation it would seem. Shame on them!
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 03:49:49 PM
Why would I? It isn't as though any of you ever say sorry. And look at the state of my karma! No one ever tells me that they smiting me either.  sad24:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 03:51:18 PM
I'll willingly give you the clap as well ~  happy100


there done it!
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 03:54:10 PM
-44!!! I mean I ask you, what on earth did I do to deserve it.

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Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2007, 03:56:19 PM
I'll willingly give you the clap as well ~  happy100

there done it!

Well done.

A -44D suits her well. ;)
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 03:58:56 PM
I just smote her. It was fun!
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 02, 2007, 04:00:22 PM
You're right, it is  ;D
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 04:01:03 PM
So I smote you too! point:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 02, 2007, 04:07:25 PM
I'll wait until you're out annoying some poor innocent Canuck then SMITE!
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 04:14:02 PM
Having a lazy day by the pool. Boy has gone out to see the Simpsons film.
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 04:15:19 PM
Having a lazy day by the pool. Boy has gone out to see the Simpsons film.


I am not going to say a word. censored:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 04:16:42 PM
He has been taken by two grunting teenagers. He gets to see it and we don't have to lol:

And to keep on topic, they have full permission to smite him too!
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2007, 04:26:00 PM
Having a lazy day by the pool. Boy has gone out to see the Simpsons film.

Dont want to worry you Nick but does the boy know how to skateboard......  point:


I'll wait until you're out annoying some poor innocent Canuck then SMITE!

Smiting Nick doesnt do any good Mort, look at the constant events happening to captain calamity. His true karma level is so low it no longer registers  point:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 04:27:55 PM
Is there something I should know about skateboards? scared2:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2007, 04:29:41 PM
Just a scene in the film involving Bart skating down the main street of Springfield in the buff  point:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 04:30:19 PM
Well, they are back at about 4.00. I shall be watching carefully
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 02, 2007, 04:34:41 PM
The BlackBerry doesn't appear to allow smiting, thus no-one will be smote by me from tomorrow night. Poxy gadget.
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2007, 04:36:04 PM
My phone doesnt either, however I can on my PDA it seems......  freddy:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 04:37:25 PM
Just a scene in the film involving Bart skating down the main street of Springfield in the buff  point:

Oh that's right ~ Spoil it for everyone why don't you! ::)
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 02, 2007, 04:38:07 PM
Gadget waver! I smite you in the Queen's English then!
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2007, 04:38:45 PM
Not a spoiler really Snoops old boy, its been used fairly heavily in the marketting for the film
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 04:40:00 PM
I am going on a smiting spree (too hot to do anything else!)
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 04:40:58 PM
Not a spoiler really Snoops old boy, its been used fairly heavily in the marketting for the film

Harrumph!
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 02, 2007, 04:42:13 PM
You may as well Nick, as I'm sure there are no hub-caps on cars in Canada for you to spree on :-)
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2007, 04:44:25 PM
Gadget waver! I smite you in the Queen's English then!


Er you were the one who started waving his Crackberry around  point:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 02, 2007, 04:47:36 PM
True. But I also denounced its deficiencies - and then you wade in, without so much as a "by your leave" to denigrate my equipment :-(    (cue DS...)
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2007, 04:52:08 PM
True. But I also denounced its deficiencies - and then you wade in, without so much as a "by your leave" to denigrate my equipment :-(    (cue DS...)
Not at all.

Small is beautiful. smile:



And usually wrinkled
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2007, 04:56:08 PM
True. But I also denounced its deficiencies - and then you wade in, without so much as a "by your leave" to denigrate my equipment :-(    (cue DS...)

Er how did I, all I said was that I couldnt smite on my mobile but it looked like I could on my PDA. How was that denigrating your rig?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Pastis on August 02, 2007, 05:35:15 PM
Elsewhere, on another board far, far away, there's something called a Karma Log where reasons for applauding and smiting have to be included... but they take it seriously   eeek:

Amusing reading though
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 05:36:59 PM
Elsewhere, on another board far, far away, there's something called a Karma Log where reasons for applauding and smiting have to be included... but they take it seriously   eeek:

Amusing reading though

Oh God ~ They don't really do they?  eeek:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 05:37:32 PM
Some people here are more interested in Karma Maintenance




















hat, coat, slam
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2007, 05:42:00 PM
Some people here are more interested in Karma Maintenance


Would that make them Karmachanics?  drumroll:





Taxi!!!
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Pastis on August 02, 2007, 05:47:37 PM
Oh God ~ They don't really do they?  eeek:

Apparently, yes! I think Barman should look in his tool kit to see if the option is available here... it could make the Karma issue even more byzantine  lol:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 05:49:24 PM
Oh God ~ They don't really do they?  eeek:

Apparently, yes! I think Barman should look in his tool kit to see if the option is available here... it could make the Karma issue even more byzantine  lol:

To be fair to Barman we did look at this right at the start and decided it was more fun this way. Sorry.
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Pastis on August 02, 2007, 05:51:17 PM
Understood.  ;)
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 06:12:48 PM
Oh God ~ They don't really do they?  eeek:

Apparently, yes! I think Barman should look in his tool kit to see if the option is available here... it could make the Karma issue even more byzantine  lol:

To be fair to Barman we did look at this right at the start and decided it was more fun this way. Sorry.

Did we?  eeek:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 06:27:34 PM
Understood.  ;)

I just smote you
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Pastis on August 02, 2007, 06:31:14 PM
I just smote you

Thank you. I now feel a certain Karmic flush, poised between the Negative and the Positive, resting sublimely at zero  redface:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 07:34:47 PM
Oh God ~ They don't really do they?  eeek:

Apparently, yes! I think Barman should look in his tool kit to see if the option is available here... it could make the Karma issue even more byzantine  lol:

To be fair to Barman we did look at this right at the start and decided it was more fun this way. Sorry.

Did we?  eeek:

Yes we did but you were busy ~ probably supervising something else.
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2007, 06:03:14 AM
Don't talk to me about karma...  noooo:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Bar Wench on August 03, 2007, 07:28:22 AM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2007, 07:33:34 AM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Bar Wench on August 03, 2007, 09:11:05 AM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:

Are you tweaking my karma in the cellar in private?  evil:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2007, 09:19:22 AM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can’t understand it either….  whistle:

Are you tweaking my karma in the cellar in private?  evil:

 eeek: Darwiin can have this one  scared:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2007, 09:30:06 AM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:

Are you tweaking my karma in the cellar in private?  evil:
No, but if you are offering...  whistle:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 03, 2007, 11:09:53 AM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:
Are you tweaking my karma in the cellar in private?  evil:
eeek: Darwiin can have this one  scared:
My sense of self-preservation is still intact you know. whistle:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2007, 11:11:19 AM
As is mine, why do you think I passed it on to you?  eyes:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 03, 2007, 12:15:27 PM
Some might say I was thick-skinned, some even suggest a lack of sensitivity.

Both are correct, and as such, the size of my Karma is of no significance to me.

However, I have noticed a gradual decrease over the last couple of days, that has not been accompanied by the customary "I smite you" comment in the post of a person I have upset.

I am given to the occasional un-announced applaud which I think is OK, but I would never smite without standing up to be counted. noooo:

Smiting in the darkness is not the British way you know!



All DS policies are subject to change without notice.




Your story of woe struck a chord with me Darwin I have therfore awarded you a spare applaud from the sackful I found in the cellar. Smiting without warning is churlish and the action of a bounder and poltroon.  cussing:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 03, 2007, 01:30:20 PM
Some might say I was thick-skinned, some even suggest a lack of sensitivity.

Both are correct, and as such, the size of my Karma is of no significance to me.

However, I have noticed a gradual decrease over the last couple of days, that has not been accompanied by the customary "I smite you" comment in the post of a person I have upset.

I am given to the occasional un-announced applaud which I think is OK, but I would never smite without standing up to be counted. noooo:

Smiting in the darkness is not the British way you know!



All DS policies are subject to change without notice.




Your story of woe struck a chord with me Darwin I have therfore awarded you a spare applaud from the sackful I found in the cellar. Smiting without warning is churlish and the action of a bounder and poltroon.  cussing:

You are, as we all know, an officer and a Gentleman.


I am forced to observe however, that my Karma is descending faster than Rhodesian currency.

There must still be some cads about. evil:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 03, 2007, 01:40:46 PM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:

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Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 03, 2007, 01:42:24 PM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:

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Fancy a walk on the Grassy Knoll?  evil:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 03, 2007, 01:44:08 PM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:

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Fancy a walk on the Grassy Knoll?  evil:

 ;)
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2007, 01:49:56 PM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:

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Isnt it amazing what you can get for humping Barman's leg  point:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 03, 2007, 01:50:49 PM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:

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Isnt it amazing what you can get for humping Barman's leg  point:

<snigger>
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Landlady on August 03, 2007, 01:53:07 PM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:

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Isnt it amazing what you can get for humping Barman's leg  point:

I got 23 years so far and the sentance isn't yet over  noooo:
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: tel on August 03, 2007, 01:56:52 PM
I've just hit zero - who did that?
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Snoopy on August 03, 2007, 02:00:50 PM
I still don't understand how Snoopy ends up with a stack of positive and I am malingring away about to join you.  sad24:
No, I can?t understand it either?.  whistle:

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Isnt it amazing what you can get for humping Barman's leg  point:

I got 23 years so far and the sentance isn't yet over  noooo:

You'd probably have only got seven years for shooting the begger!
Title: Re: Sneaky Smiting
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 03, 2007, 03:22:56 PM
I've just hit zero - who did that?
Going down Captain Peacock?  whistle: