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Offline The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs)

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Material for apc
« on: July 22, 2011, 12:37:41 PM »
Your starter for 10.



I have three daughters:
Daisy- 9
Polly- 8
Jane- 6.

They're all amazing, but Jane only gets a 6 because she's shit at blow jobs. Cracking tits, though.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 12:38:36 PM »
Keep em coming........ ;D

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2011, 12:40:20 PM »
Your starter for 10.



I have three daughters:
Daisy- 9
Polly- 8
Jane- 6.

They're all amazing, but Jane only gets a 6 because she's shit at blow jobs. Cracking tits, though.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2011, 12:43:50 PM »
Your starter for 10.



I have three daughters:
Daisy- 9
Polly- 8
Jane- 6.

They're all amazing, but Jane only gets a 6 because she's shit at blow jobs. Cracking tits, though.

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Now that is funny...........

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2011, 12:45:52 PM »
Your starter for 10.



I have three daughters:
Daisy- 9
Polly- 8
Jane- 6.

They're all amazing, but Jane only gets a 6 because she's shit at blow jobs. Cracking tits, though.

 whistle:

Now that is funny...........

And contractually binding...  whistle:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2011, 12:47:03 PM »
When I said I wanted to do stand up  everyone laughed at me .........

Well there are  not laughing now......

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2011, 12:49:33 PM »
When I said I wanted to do stand up  everyone laughed at me .........

Well there are  not laughing now......

I bet you didn't pay for that one either....  ::)
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2011, 12:52:16 PM »
My wife accused me of having absolutely no sense of direction. Honestly, I was so disgusted I just packed my things and right.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2011, 01:06:11 PM »
My wife accused me of having absolutely no sense of direction. Honestly, I was so disgusted I just packed my things and right.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2011, 01:19:24 PM »
SHouldn't this shite be in the Hat Coat thread?  rubschin:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2011, 01:20:36 PM »
SHouldn't this shite be in the Hat Coat thread?  rubschin:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2011, 01:54:18 PM »
When I said I wanted to do stand up  everyone laughed at me .........

Well there are  not laughing now......

I bet you didn't pay for that one either....  ::)

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2011, 01:55:42 PM »
When I said I wanted to do stand up  everyone laughed at me .........

Well there are  not laughing now......

I bet you didn't pay for that one either....  ::)

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2011, 02:00:49 PM »
It was ~  His joke was originally written by him for Bob Hope and he later used it often himself.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2011, 02:04:12 PM »
Here's another classic from Monkhouse that APC could use.  whistle:

"People often think I'm from Kent. I hear them whisper it as I walk past."
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