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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Vodka recipes
« on: May 25, 2011, 10:17:18 PM »
Jelly Baby Vodka

Get a bottle of Vodka and add Jelly Babies. screw top on vodka and put bottle in dishwasher for 1 hour. The heat causes the Jelly Babies to dissolve, and you have a very nice tasting drink, which just so happens to get you very drunk. Do not use the black ones, they turn it a horrible murkey colour.

Do not put it into fridge as it will set  rubschin:





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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 10:25:29 PM »
Before adding said jelly babies, don't forget to have to have a good swig first to make room for said jelly babies...

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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2011, 10:25:49 PM »
Skittles Vodka



Materials

1300 grams of Skittles
4 litres of vodka
Five 1 liter bottles

Tools
Paper towels
Colander
Funnel
1 liter bowl
5 bowls

Sorting
The first tedious part of this process is sorting the Skittles into their various colors (ostensibly, flavors).  Five Skittles colors  - about 240 Skittles per liter of vodka.

Assembly
Now comes the easy part. To get the Skittles into the narrow-mouthed bottles, make a simple paper funnel and carefully pour the candies in. Easy. Then, just used a liquid funnel to fill each bottle with vodka.

Shake and Wait
After each of the containers is filled, I give them a quick shake; within a few hours, much of the candies had dissolved. Leave them overnight, and by the next day all that is left is a small bed of white pebbles in the bottom of each bottle.

Filter
Finally, the filtration. This step is the most difficult, because it requires a lot of patience even though you're almost done!
A lot of the mass of Skittles is binderócorn starch and the like. It leaves a significant amount of scum on the top of your Skittles vodka mix. To strain it off use  normal paper towels, which made filtering take about 5 minutes per bottle. After filtering, re-bottle and enjoy your super-sweet vodka rainbow! rubschin:


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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2011, 10:26:25 PM »
Jelly Baby Vodka

Get a bottle of Vodka and add Jelly Babies. screw top on vodka and put bottle in dishwasher for 1 hour. The heat causes the Jelly Babies to dissolve, and you have a very nice tasting drink, which just so happens to get you very drunk. Do not use the black ones, they turn it a horrible murkey colour.

Do not put it into fridge as it will set  rubschin:








That may be why the brat wants lemon jelly? The things they teach them at skuwel these days eh?

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Re: Vodka recipes
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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2011, 05:29:29 AM »
110 members  - hardly building up a momentum on that one are they  lol:

I need to get The Brat up shortly so she can toddle off and do some shopping before school - this is bound to go well as she was still up past midnight last night  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2011, 06:25:55 AM »
110 members  - hardly building up a momentum on that one are they  lol:

I need to get The Brat up shortly so she can toddle off and do some shopping before school - this is bound to go well as she was still up past midnight last night  noooo: noooo: noooo:


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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2011, 06:27:14 AM »
Similar exercise being undertaken by SWWLTBO as I type ~ she is bellowing up the stairs "ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?"
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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2011, 06:30:06 AM »
Similar exercise being undertaken by SWWLTBO as I type ~ she is bellowing up the stairs "ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?"

You're a bit old for skool Snoopy...  noooo:
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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2011, 06:32:37 AM »
Similar exercise being undertaken by SWWLTBO as I type ~ she is bellowing up the stairs "ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?"


You're a bit old for skool Snoopy...  noooo:


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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2011, 05:00:00 PM »
A pub I used to frequent tried their hand at making flavoured vodka...






I was dared into trying the garlic one...




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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2011, 01:30:51 PM »
Take one large water melon and cut a whole in the top, pour as much vodka in the hole with out overflow. put in the fridge and repeat the next day until the whole bottle is empty. leave another 24 hours then slice. mmmmmmmmm

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Re: Vodka recipes
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2011, 01:32:56 PM »
Miss D will try that  noooo:
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