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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4325 on: October 19, 2017, 06:25:36 PM »
Think about it...

Every corpse on Mount Everest was once a fit, healthy and extremely motivated person...

...stay lazy my friends, stay lazy....
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4326 on: October 19, 2017, 08:02:50 PM »
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4327 on: October 19, 2017, 08:03:32 PM »
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4328 on: October 19, 2017, 08:05:44 PM »
Think about it...

Every corpse on Mount Everest was once a fit, healthy and extremely motivated person...

...stay lazy my friends, stay lazy....
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Sort of like the weazels don't get sucked into jet engines analogy
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4329 on: October 19, 2017, 08:12:41 PM »
Think about it...

Every corpse on Mount Everest was once a fit, healthy and extremely motivated person...

...stay lazy my friends, stay lazy....
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Sort of like the weazels don't get sucked into jet engines analogy

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4330 on: October 31, 2017, 07:25:04 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4332 on: October 31, 2017, 07:31:47 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4333 on: November 02, 2017, 04:26:02 PM »
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives
an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its
family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate
contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You didn't really believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?

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I'll get me coat.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4334 on: November 02, 2017, 04:27:08 PM »
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