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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4306 on: October 10, 2017, 11:40:48 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/teamcoco/videos/1624058697653006/ razz:
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Splendid! happy001

Buy online eh...?  rubschin:
I was sad enough to look  redface:  Abut 12p each delivered on Amazon (other suppliers are available - not in Cyprus)
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« Reply #4307 on: October 10, 2017, 11:46:55 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4309 on: October 10, 2017, 12:38:37 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/teamcoco/videos/1624058697653006/ razz:
happy002 brilliant

Splendid! happy001

Buy online eh...?  rubschin:
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0.74 for 20 and they deliver to Cyprus!   lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4310 on: October 10, 2017, 12:39:31 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4312 on: October 10, 2017, 06:55:40 PM »
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called His angels and sent one to Earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time. When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...' God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said? Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4313 on: October 10, 2017, 07:34:17 PM »
I got one   cloud9:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4315 on: October 11, 2017, 08:29:32 AM »


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« Reply #4317 on: October 12, 2017, 10:26:19 PM »
      The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

      So the King and the Queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

      The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."

      The King replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

      So the King continued on his way. However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

      Furious, the King returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist. Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

      The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

      So the King hired the donkey.

      And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government. The practice is unbroken to this date.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4318 on: October 12, 2017, 11:23:20 PM »
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« Reply #4319 on: October 13, 2017, 04:00:31 AM »
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