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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2010, 02:57:21 PM »
Why don't they continue giving women smear tests when they reach pensionable age ?

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2010, 02:58:13 PM »
Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"





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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2010, 02:59:50 PM »
Q. What's pink, 12 inches long, stiff and makes women scream?

A. Cot death.

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2010, 03:01:16 PM »
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2010, 03:02:17 PM »
I'm not racist, I own a colour tv!
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2010, 03:13:53 PM »



Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2010, 03:53:50 PM »
Jesus walks into a hotel and throws 4 nails on the counter and says , can you put me up for the night

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2010, 03:56:23 PM »
A white man , a black man and a yellow chink get caught in the jungle by head hunters

They are told they are going to be whipped 50 times and if they can stand the pain they will be released, and they get one request

Black man bends over the pole and says he would like to hear Marvin Gay while he is getting whipped

The chief puts on the song and they start the whipping, 23 lashes go by and he faints , take him down

Yellow chink bends over the pole and asks for a chicken curry, he eats it while getting whipped and only lasts 12 lashes, take him down

White man bends over the pole , chief says what do you want for your last request, white man says I want that black bastard on my back

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2010, 04:40:33 PM »
OK ~ So Jesus Loves You ......................... but does he swallow?
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2010, 05:35:04 PM »
Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding the bridge safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, "I've always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate off a bridge." The other woman looks around and says, "well, I don't see anyone around, now's your chance!" The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to the side of the bridge. As she begins to urinate, she looks over her shoulder. "Holly shit!" she exclaims, "I just pissed in a canoe!"
Alarmed, the second woman hurries over, and peeks at the stream. "Calm down," she says. "That wasn't a canoe you pissed in, it was only your reflection."

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2010, 05:06:50 AM »
This is all going well...  lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2010, 10:50:40 AM »
"I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotter split on me"
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2010, 12:31:06 PM »
"I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotter split on me"

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2010, 11:36:25 PM »
What do you get when you put a monkey with a bucket??
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2010, 11:42:11 PM »
What do u call a dog with a spade up its arse ??

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