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Offline Just One More

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The World's most offensive joke
« on: April 05, 2010, 11:01:15 AM »
It's on at 0040hr's tonight/morrow on Channel 4. Whatever it is, I reckon we can out-do them by midday....

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 11:14:29 AM »
I have yet to hear a joke that offended me.

But then again ............

I was offended by the Russell Brand/Jonathon Ross telephone calls to Andrew Sachs. They claimed that was a joke. I still don't see how it qualified as a joke.
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 10:55:42 PM »
I may be mistaken but if I remember correctly the worlds most offensive joke is the aristocrats.  rubschin:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 11:54:02 AM »
I may be mistaken but if I remember correctly the worlds most offensive joke is the aristocrats.  rubschin:

Tsk   noooo:

"Are the aristocrats" or "Is the aristocracy"

Unless you were making sure we knew you is not one.  ;)
 
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 03:44:07 PM »
I may be mistaken but if I remember correctly the worlds most offensive joke is the aristocrats.  rubschin:

Tsk   noooo:

"Are the aristocrats" or "Is the aristocracy"

Unless you were making sure we knew you is not one.  ;)
 

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 10:11:31 PM »
I know the world's most offensive joke, but it is not for public repetition.
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 06:39:30 AM »
I know the world's most offensive joke, but it is not for public repetition.

PM me then...  ;)
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 07:18:10 AM »
Yeah BM doesn't care...he'll repeat anything  lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 07:25:05 AM »
Yeah BM doesn't care...he'll repeat anything  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:


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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 07:55:43 AM »
Well???????????????   tunble:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 08:44:59 AM »
Well???????????????   tunble:

No PM...  noooo:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2010, 02:37:22 PM »
Well somebody must know an offensive joke.  rubschin:


Here you go ~ this is sure to offend someone:

Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty bucks..."

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2010, 02:41:07 PM »
There is a Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says 'there's plenty more of that where I come from'.

The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says 'there's plenty more of those where I come from'.

Again everyone is rather impressed so the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.....
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 02:51:07 PM »
What is blue and fucks grannies...?

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2010, 02:53:58 PM »
An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.

The teacher says, 'Save the children!'

The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!'

The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'
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