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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51645 on: October 11, 2017, 06:28:15 PM »
I well recall being heckled by a hall full of irate lesbians in 1992. They were terrifying  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51646 on: October 11, 2017, 06:35:01 PM »
I well recall being heckled by a hall full of irate lesbians in 1992. They were terrifying  scared2:
I daren't ask just how you got into that pickle

So what's the topic of this talk?  We can astound you with our ignorance and misconceptions.  ( rubschin: Half of us are probably the result of ignorance and misconceptions)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51647 on: October 11, 2017, 06:36:22 PM »
I use the phrase "market penetration". They were political lesbians and objected to the "P word".  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51648 on: October 11, 2017, 08:25:48 PM »
I use the phrase "market penetration". They were political lesbians and objected to the "P word".  noooo:
I guess 'Market Rug Munching' would have been right out of the question then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51649 on: October 12, 2017, 06:39:39 AM »
Google Calendar informs me "lunch with Nod" NickSick NickSick NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51650 on: October 12, 2017, 09:51:35 AM »
Lunch with Nod postponed till tomorrow, so writing conference speech  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51651 on: October 12, 2017, 10:26:30 AM »
Lunch with Nod postponed till tomorrow, so writing conference speech  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51652 on: October 12, 2017, 02:17:39 PM »
Lunch with Nod postponed till tomorrow, so writing conference speech  angel1
Would be so much easier if only you'd let us help you

Well when I say 'easier' maybe I mean hilarious at your expense
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51653 on: October 12, 2017, 02:19:25 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51654 on: October 12, 2017, 04:30:36 PM »
Trying to catch up had my friend here from South Carolina   cloud9:  for a few days never been to Devon before so been showing him the area  cloud9:

Got a bit of catching up to do  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51655 on: October 12, 2017, 05:03:01 PM »
Trying to catch up had my friend here from South Carolina   cloud9:  for a few days never been to Devon before so been showing him the area  cloud9:

Got a bit of catching up to do  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51656 on: October 12, 2017, 05:15:21 PM »
Trying to catch up had my friend here from South Carolina   cloud9:  for a few days never been to Devon before so been showing him the area  cloud9:

Got a bit of catching up to do  Thumbs:

Your poor jaw... happy100

 noooo: we speak regularly  I have known him all my life 

Our parents planned we would be married when we grew up  lol: lol: until he as a teenager he shagged anything  that had a pulse and his mum decided he was not good enough for me  angel1   lol: lol: we were an item when I was 15 he was 16  lol:  We had a good laugh about it all  especially the bit about him being the father of my first daughter from 500 miles away  ::) 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51657 on: October 12, 2017, 05:16:42 PM »
It's like a soap opera


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51658 on: October 12, 2017, 05:25:52 PM »
It's like a soap opera


 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

 lol: lol: lol:  Oh I haven't started yet   redface:  We have laughed so much about our adventures but I will not be recalling them here so you are safe  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51659 on: October 12, 2017, 11:30:42 PM »
Trying to catch up had my friend here from South Carolina   cloud9:  for a few days never been to Devon before so been showing him the area  cloud9:

Got a bit of catching up to do  Thumbs:
Tell him the How do you spot a Rich Man in South Carolina line

Q:  How do you spot a Rich Man in South Carolina

A: He's the one with two cars outside his house . . . .


 . . . . jacked up on Bricks


(told me by someone from Georgia - maybe there's a border rivalry behind it)
Well, whatever nevermind