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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8820 on: October 12, 2017, 10:55:54 AM »
I voted "Tell his Mum" redface: eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8821 on: October 12, 2017, 11:53:24 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8822 on: October 12, 2017, 11:59:39 AM »
Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8823 on: October 12, 2017, 12:02:58 PM »
Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media.  eveilgrin:

And then tell his Mum!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8824 on: October 12, 2017, 02:20:42 PM »
Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media.  eveilgrin:

And then tell his Mum!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8825 on: October 12, 2017, 05:36:48 PM »
Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media.  eveilgrin:

And then tell his Mum!  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8826 on: October 13, 2017, 06:03:54 PM »
You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...



but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8827 on: October 13, 2017, 08:19:19 PM »
You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...



but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html

Looks a bit like one looked and vomited all over the tosser
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8828 on: October 13, 2017, 11:10:56 PM »
You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...



but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8829 on: October 14, 2017, 06:07:09 AM »
You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...



but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8830 on: Yesterday at 03:26:52 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8831 on: Yesterday at 03:38:58 PM »
I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8832 on: Yesterday at 03:40:52 PM »
I'd guess either a slow news day or that episode of crash investigations was on Dave the other night.

That aside you have to admit it must have been a horrific experience for the poor bastard.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8833 on: Yesterday at 04:00:29 PM »
I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   noooo:

Indeed, the 'newspaper' seems to plumb new depths every single day...  noooo:

The only real shock to the story is that they didn't include the value of the pilot's property...  lol:

EDITED: To add I just realised it was The Express and not The Daily Fail....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8834 on: Yesterday at 04:47:46 PM »
I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   noooo:

Indeed, the 'newspaper' seems to plumb new depths every single day...  noooo:

The only real shock to the story is that they didn't include the value of the pilot's property...  lol:

EDITED: To add I just realised it was The Express and not The Daily Fail....  noooo:

You seem to have as much fun moaning about the papers as anything else which is one of the reasons I keep posting them. Can't continuously take the piss out of you without giving something back...  angel1
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.