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Mahoooooosive Spider
« on: June 27, 2009, 07:08:49 AM »
Came downstairs this morning and there was a mahooosive spider on the kitchen ceiling!  eeek:

We're talking mahoosive!

Told LL about is and she sent me back to capture the beast, in a bucket or summat... returned to the kitchen and it had gone!  scared2:

Where the fuck is it?  Shrugs:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009, 07:53:31 AM »
in the back of your computer  char062
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009, 07:54:31 AM »
Still no sign of the beast!  scared2:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009, 11:27:43 AM »
It is waiting.. once your guard is down and you are at your most vulnerable, (carrying something hot)it will scuttle.. across your feet!

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2009, 11:39:19 AM »
It is waiting.. once your guard is down and you are at your most vulnerable, (carrying something hot)it will scuttle.. across your feet!
I know...  scared2:

Or one of its arms will come down and grab me from behind...  scared2:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2009, 11:45:41 AM »
It's probably mating  eyes:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2009, 11:46:46 AM »
It's probably mating  eyes:
In your room!  eeek:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2009, 11:50:29 AM »
Check with the Teddy  evil:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2009, 03:03:54 PM »
Found it yet?  whistle:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2009, 03:08:07 PM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2009, 03:09:18 PM »
It's deffo hiding until you go to bed  scared2:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2009, 03:26:08 PM »
or under the bed  whistle:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2009, 03:26:58 PM »
Oh yes.  eveilgrin:

As soon as it hears snoring it will emerge and pounce venomously  noooo:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2009, 03:31:22 PM »
Oh yes.  eveilgrin:

As soon as it hears snoring it will emerge and pounce venomously  noooo:
That'll be on LL then!  happy001
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