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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: White paint
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2017, 12:45:41 AM »
White paint is getting more expensive due to a shortage of the white dog-poo from which it is made.


The alternative version using cat urine is having some problems it seems...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4714586/Scores-B-Q-customers-struck-painful-headaches.html
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