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My liver and stuff
« on: May 02, 2017, 04:31:05 PM »
When I saw the quack earlier he suddenly produced the blood results from my annual MOT.

"Your cholesterol is excellent and your liver is in marvellous condition. Being on the wagon is good for you, so keep it up"  eeek: eeek:

I didn't have the heart to tell him  noooo:

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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2017, 04:36:55 PM »
When I saw the quack earlier he suddenly produced the blood results from my annual MOT.

"Your cholesterol is excellent and your liver is in marvellous condition. Being on the wagon is good for you, so keep it up"  eeek: eeek:

I didn't have the heart to tell him  noooo:

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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2017, 04:37:17 PM »
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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2017, 04:43:24 PM »
Actually, Miss I asked if I could have my willy frozen  rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2017, 04:55:47 PM »
Actually, Miss I asked if I could have my willy frozen  rubschin: rubschin:

She just needs to get a can of this

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2017, 04:56:40 PM »
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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2017, 04:57:00 PM »
When I saw the quack earlier he suddenly produced the blood results from my annual MOT.

"Your cholesterol is excellent and your liver is in marvellous condition. Being on the wagon is good for you, so keep it up"  eeek: eeek:

I didn't have the heart to tell him  noooo:

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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2017, 05:00:52 PM »
I make him laff. At one point he said, "I feel like I am flying a Spitfire with no idea how to use the controls." I have little clue what he meant, but I sort of know as he took five mins to compose himself  angel1
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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2017, 12:09:52 PM »
Actually, Miss I asked if I could have my willy frozen  rubschin: rubschin:

Lack of rigidity then ?  rubschin:
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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2017, 12:12:08 PM »
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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2017, 05:44:08 PM »
Actually, Miss I asked if I could have my willy frozen  rubschin: rubschin:

Lack of rigidity then ?  rubschin:
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Re: My liver and stuff
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2017, 05:45:50 PM »
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