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Armitage speaks
« on: April 25, 2017, 02:45:50 PM »
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Re: Armitage speaks
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2017, 03:31:50 PM »
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Re: Armitage speaks
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2017, 03:33:39 PM »
You, sir, are an Philistine  noooo: noooo: noooo:*


































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Re: Armitage speaks
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2017, 03:35:32 PM »
You, sir, are an Philistine  noooo: noooo: noooo:*


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Re: Armitage speaks
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2017, 07:37:06 PM »
https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/

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Re: Armitage speaks
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2017, 12:33:36 AM »
I always thought it was Armitage shanks ...not speaks ... rubschin:




Must read more carefully next time...........does he also provide those blue blocks ,,,.... rubschin:

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Re: Armitage speaks
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2017, 08:02:11 AM »
I always thought it was Armitage shanks ...not speaks ... rubschin:




Must read more carefully next time...........does he also provide those blue blocks ,,,.... rubschin:

With Nicks tummy problem, he may be speaking closely to him as well.
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Re: Armitage speaks
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2017, 08:02:37 AM »
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Re: Armitage speaks
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2017, 08:08:23 AM »
I always thought it was Armitage shanks ...not speaks ... rubschin:




Must read more carefully next time...........does he also provide those blue blocks ,,,.... rubschin:

With Nicks tummy problem, he may be speaking closely to him as well.

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