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Dear Mr Trump
« on: January 26, 2017, 02:40:54 PM »
I have written to him asking if he has a sense of humour.  angel1

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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2017, 02:46:27 PM »
I have written to him asking if he has a sense of humour.  angel1

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I may have mentioned that Trump = Fart in English redface:

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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2017, 03:12:23 PM »
Dear Mr Trump

Are you by any chance related to the late Jeremy Beadle?

He too was an offensive shit with small hands but on balance we'd rather he was still alive and you weren't. 

PS:  congratulations on Making America Grate Again

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2017, 08:30:40 AM »
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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2017, 10:33:50 AM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2017, 11:19:05 AM »
I have just had to apply for my American Visa.

Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness  and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles  noooo:
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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2017, 11:20:12 AM »
 point: point: point: point: point:

They will never let you in carrying an axe  noooo:
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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2017, 11:22:08 AM »
I just shan't accept any new friend requests or followers  for the time being  lol:

Might have to upgrade the axe to a Kalashnikov then I would be welcomed with open arms  :thumbsup:
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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2017, 11:40:02 AM »
I have just had to apply for my American Visa.

Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness  and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles  noooo:
Visa or ESTA?   Visas cost $mucho nowadays

The old green form you had to fill in on the plane used to be a right laugh too.  Questions like "Have you ever been or are you still a Storm Trooper for the Nazis; Have you ever stolen children? and "Are you a drug smuggler?"  There was also one about 'Moral Turpitude'  lol:

updated to add ye olde green forme

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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2017, 12:02:32 PM »
Does that mean you can't molest them ??
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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2017, 12:11:25 PM »
Does that mean you can't molest them ??
Shrugs:

I believe the new rule is molesting only allowed if the victims are women or black or look Mexican or look Chinese or might be muslim or voted Democrat or bought anything made outside the USA.
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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2017, 02:40:31 PM »
I have just had to apply for my American Visa.

Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness  and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles  noooo:

Even here?  eeek:

Who knows what they would make of random bollocks we've been posting over the years....  scared2:
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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2017, 02:58:21 PM »
I have just had to apply for my American Visa.

Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness  and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles  noooo:

Even here?  eeek:

Who knows what they would make of random bollocks we've been posting over the years....  scared2:

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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2017, 03:19:40 PM »
They will never let you in carrying an axe  noooo:

Depends on your attire.

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Re: Dear Mr Trump
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2017, 03:20:44 PM »
I trust in the walls of fire that Mr Barman has built that trumps that of the kind that the Donald is proposing  :thumbsup:
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