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The all new dwarf hamster thread
« on: September 03, 2016, 01:58:05 PM »
To celebrate getting two freelance writing contracts  cloud9:  Miss I has purchased two dwarf hamsters (to keep her company  ::) )

I asked if they were boys or girls. "Good point," she said  facepalm: facepalm:
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2016, 01:59:50 PM »
To celebrate getting two freelance writing contracts  cloud9:  Miss I has purchased two dwarf hamsters (to keep her company  ::) )

I asked if they were boys or girls. "Good point," she said  facepalm: facepalm:

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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2016, 05:17:58 PM »
To celebrate getting two freelance writing contracts  cloud9:  Miss I has purchased two dwarf hamsters (to keep her company  ::) )

I asked if they were boys or girls. "Good point," she said  facepalm: facepalm:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I expect google can put her in contact with Freddie Starr
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2016, 05:29:02 PM »
One is inside the sofa and making chomping sounds  facepalm:
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2016, 05:52:50 PM »
One is inside the sofa and making chomping sounds  facepalm:

TMJs......... noooo:

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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2016, 08:05:30 PM »
Just out of interest, when Miss I bought them were they the only two active ones in the cage with the rest of them huddled together apparently sleeping.......?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2016, 08:37:05 AM »



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redditor GeorgeOnee posted an oddly adorable photo that showed his tiny little hamster wearing a tiny little cast in order to heal his tiny broken arm. While GeorgeOnee didnít say how his hamster broke his arm, he did say that insurance covered the cost of the cast.
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2016, 09:35:54 AM »



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redditor GeorgeOnee posted an oddly adorable photo that showed his tiny little hamster wearing a tiny little cast in order to heal his tiny broken arm. While GeorgeOnee didnít say how his hamster broke his arm, he did say that insurance covered the cost of the cast.
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2016, 05:17:01 PM »
Both are girls, it seems, and are called Chilli and Pepper. As they are identical she is giving them different coloured bows in their, um, hair  noooo:
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2016, 05:31:35 PM »
I have suggested branding them  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2016, 05:39:57 PM »
I have suggested branding them  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2016, 05:44:26 PM »
I have now suggested she varnishes their claws with different colours of nail varnish. Apparently, this is a brilliant idea  cloud9:
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Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2016, 06:14:46 PM »
I have now suggested she varnishes their claws with different colours of nail varnish. Apparently, this is a brilliant idea  cloud9:

Right up to the point where they start biting chunks out of her fingers....  noooo:
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