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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #330 on: September 11, 2017, 01:00:43 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #331 on: September 12, 2017, 12:54:28 AM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #333 on: September 12, 2017, 09:14:23 AM »
St Austell, second only to Bodmin for attracting total deranged fuckwits

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #334 on: September 13, 2017, 09:29:46 PM »
So near and yet so far, better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/853806/viral-video-scary-train-shock
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #335 on: September 14, 2017, 04:23:32 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #336 on: September 19, 2017, 08:03:49 PM »
Better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...



Seems perfectly adequate kit to go and scale Snowdon in.....................................feckin' idiot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899130/Teenager-caught-hypothermia-climbing-Snowdon.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #337 on: September 20, 2017, 05:23:36 AM »
Better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...



Seems perfectly adequate kit to go and scale Snowdon in.....................................feckin' idiot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899130/Teenager-caught-hypothermia-climbing-Snowdon.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #338 on: September 21, 2017, 04:27:11 PM »
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #339 on: September 21, 2017, 04:48:21 PM »
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html


I'd have run him over for the fun of it...  eveilgrin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #340 on: September 21, 2017, 05:01:39 PM »
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html


I'd have run him over for the fun of it...  eveilgrin:


But then you would have had to clean bits of gormless cockwomble out of the radiator grill..  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #341 on: September 21, 2017, 06:13:33 PM »
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html


I'd have run him over for the fun of it...  eveilgrin:


But then you would have had to clean bits of gormless cockwomble out of the radiator grill..  noooo:


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #342 on: September 21, 2017, 06:42:52 PM »
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html


I'd have run him over for the fun of it...  eveilgrin:


But then you would have had to clean bits of gormless cockwomble out of the radiator grill..  noooo:


 rubschin:


You want one of these for it, bit of work with a hose afterwards and all clean again....  eveilgrin:

Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.