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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #60 on: September 24, 2017, 09:34:11 PM »
It's a pity the driver wasn't going any faster.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html

There was a place in America where inmates had to wear neon pink jumpsuits, even when working in public, as an extra punishment. In this case I think the cretin needs something a little more tailored to his situation...



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Shame he wasn't more injured
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #61 on: September 25, 2017, 05:08:47 AM »
It's a pity the driver wasn't going any faster.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html

There was a place in America where inmates had to wear neon pink jumpsuits, even when working in public, as an extra punishment. In this case I think the cretin needs something a little more tailored to his situation...




Little sod, it is a shame the window didn't fall down and cut his head off...  evil:
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #62 on: November 13, 2017, 12:34:48 AM »
If I didn't know better I'd suspect that Darwin had turned into some kind of caped crusader...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/12/suspect-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-penis-after-robbing-hot-dog-restaurant-7072551/
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #63 on: November 13, 2017, 12:07:52 PM »
If I didn't know better I'd suspect that Darwin had turned into some kind of caped crusader...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/12/suspect-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-penis-after-robbing-hot-dog-restaurant-7072551/
A genuine robbery cock-up.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #64 on: December 12, 2017, 09:06:34 AM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #66 on: December 23, 2017, 06:46:42 PM »
Another possible Mensa candidate who couldnt tell the difference between a taxi and a police car...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5208311/Drug-dealer-1-000-cannabis-mistakes-cop-car-taxi.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #67 on: December 23, 2017, 07:17:52 PM »
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #68 on: December 30, 2017, 09:30:41 PM »
Here's a late Christmas present for Apey, you could probably get an entire routine out of this dickhead.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/29/guy-gets-penis-stuck-jumping-tube-station-barriers-7191042/

I'll hazard a guess that his prison nickname will be cockblock  lol:
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2017, 07:56:42 AM »
Here's a late Christmas present for Apey, you could probably get an entire routine out of this dickhead.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/29/guy-gets-penis-stuck-jumping-tube-station-barriers-7191042/

I'll hazard a guess that his prison nickname will be cockblock  lol:


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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #70 on: January 10, 2018, 06:55:03 AM »
Something tells me this arsehole is hopping mad for making such a stupid mistake...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5252171/Son-32-shoots-foot-crossbow.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #71 on: January 10, 2018, 06:57:21 AM »
Something tells me this arsehole is hopping mad for making such a stupid mistake...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5252171/Son-32-shoots-foot-crossbow.html


Good grief...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #72 on: January 11, 2018, 09:50:25 PM »
I guess you fell out of the stupid bastard tree and hit every branch on the way down...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5259789/Worlds-stupidest-armed-robber.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2018, 05:43:04 AM »
I guess you fell out of the stupid bastard tree and hit every branch on the way down...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5259789/Worlds-stupidest-armed-robber.html


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What a pathetic little piece of shit - threatening the girls with a gun then begging to be let out...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2018, 11:18:50 AM »
I guess you fell out of the stupid bastard tree and hit every branch on the way down...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5259789/Worlds-stupidest-armed-robber.html


 lol: lol: lol:

What a pathetic little piece of shit - threatening the girls with a gun then begging to be let out...  noooo:

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