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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2015, 10:01:26 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3044092/Idiot-prisoner-tried-carve-sign-beast-666-forehead-used-mirror-came-backwards.html

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As for the mental health attempt, if it is successful simply lock him away for life in a secure institution.  :thumbsup:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2015, 06:08:35 AM »
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2015, 11:57:11 PM »
You steal 15k from your employers and end up making yourself look like a bargain basement drag queen..  noooo:



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Mr Lody said: 'She began working for the company in March 2012 and it wasn't long before she started stealing from her employer. Perhaps she didn't realise how tightly financial systems are controlled.'

Stuart Newsam, for Farier, said: 'This offending is out of character. She didn't consider the consequences of her actions and thoroughly regrets now what she did.'


So are you saying that if the financial systems weren't as tightly controlled it would have been okay to steal the cash?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2015, 04:34:52 AM »
You steal 15k from your employers and end up making yourself look like a bargain basement drag queen..  noooo:



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Mr Lody said: 'She began working for the company in March 2012 and it wasn't long before she started stealing from her employer. Perhaps she didn't realise how tightly financial systems are controlled.'

Stuart Newsam, for Farier, said: 'This offending is out of character. She didn't consider the consequences of her actions and thoroughly regrets now what she did.'


So are you saying that if the financial systems weren't as tightly controlled it would have been okay to steal the cash?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html


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...and thoroughly regrets getting caught....


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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2015, 05:05:19 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.


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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2015, 09:12:45 AM »
Stealing your solicitor's smartphone when you are in court, how bleedin' dumb can you get...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3107868/Man-stole-barrister-s-300-smartphone-appearance-magistrates-court.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2015, 02:57:48 PM »
A complete idiot more like. Almost Darwinian
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2015, 03:09:52 PM »
A complete idiot more like. Almost Darwinian

Well, it is probably fair to say that the boy didn't produce it himself...

...so there was either a mahoosive cock-up (bribe not paid, shift changed, bag monkey 'lost' the wrong cases)...

...or they are producing so much of the stuff that they can afford to pack loads of mules off to the airport with cases of it in the expectation that some of them will get through...
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