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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2014, 01:17:30 PM »
noooo:

Tetanus in my bottom and bandages  noooo:

So, to summarise:

You have a jaw locked in your arse and are dressing like a nurse . . . .  rubschin:     shutup:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2014, 10:34:50 PM »
noooo:

Tetanus in my bottom and bandages  noooo:

So, to summarise:

You have a jaw locked in your arse and are dressing like a nurse . . . .  rubschin:     shutup:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2014, 02:48:06 PM »
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:



I think my cat wants to kill me...

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2014, 02:49:31 PM »
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:

 sad24:

but yes for litter.... evil:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2014, 03:06:42 PM »
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.



Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:


tell everyone what you have called my baby kitten? got one exactly the same as one that passed away to soften the loss!

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2014, 03:13:50 PM »
His name is 'Bullet'.

He is named after the dog that was owned by Roy Rogers.

Anyone got a problem with that? Eh? Eh?
I think my cat wants to kill me...

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2014, 03:32:57 PM »
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:

happy100

Got a mate here that digs thousands of tonnes of cat litter out of a hole in the ground (for pennies) and ships it to the UK....
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2014, 03:39:45 PM »
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:

happy100

Got a mate here that digs thousands of tonnes of cat litter out of a hole in the ground (for pennies) and ships it to the UK....

Where's my freebie....... evil:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2014, 03:51:28 PM »
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:

happy100

Got a mate here that digs thousands of tonnes of cat litter out of a hole in the ground (for pennies) and ships it to the UK....

Where's my freebie....... evil:

I didn't get any either....

Apparently he bought the 'worthless' land from a farmer for pennies....  noooo:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2014, 04:36:07 PM »
His name is 'Bullet'.

He is named after the dog that was owned by Roy Rogers.

Anyone got a problem with that? Eh? Eh?
:thumbsup:  Not after the Steve McQueen film then

Sorry bout your loss.

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2014, 04:40:52 PM »
Catlit  Banghead

CWMBO will only deem to use Catsan clumping catlit at 7 an effin bag. 
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2014, 04:11:48 PM »
Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo:   broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2014, 04:13:20 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2014, 05:47:16 PM »
Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo:   broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:

All that trouble from a little pussy in the bedroom?

Good job you don't have a real dog in there.  noooo:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2014, 05:58:03 PM »
happy001
Well, whatever nevermind